As a New Jersey licensed driver, we have no reason to not believe the fact that we are the most skillful, talented, and angry drivers in America.

Whether we are flipping you off, cutting you off, or just ticking you off, we always ride with our Jersey pride.

It takes serious practice to be a skillful NJ driver. We drive with a purpose and a desire to arrive at our destination first and on time. We follow a strict set of rules and guidelines from the moment we enter the car to the second we exit the vehicle with flames shooting out our ears (usually ignited by a PA driver).

Take a look at our process to see how we get to be so damn good.

Step 1: Walk outside and smell the FRESH Jersey air.

Nothing says "let's roll" like the sweet smell of the Garden State.

Step 2: Enter your vehicle and fire it up.

All right, Jersey driver. It's showtime.

Step 3: Floor it.

It doesn't matter where you are. We're from Jersey. We are in a rush, and there's nothing that's gonna stop us from getting to where we need to go. Unless ...

Step 4: Immediately put on your angry face, because here comes a PA driver.

Here they come! A good old Pennsylvania driver, strolling along the highway at a comfortable 60 mph in the left lane. Apparently their car came without a turn signal! At this point, NJ drivers cars are running strictly on hot gas and rage.

Step 5: Bring out your inner Ricky Bobby.

Suddenly, the highway turns into the Talladega Superspeedway. Those PA drivers may start the battle, but they won't win the war. It's up to a Jersey driver to always cross the finish line...and blatantly cut people off. Shake and Bake. (A pat on the back for those who understand the Talladega Nights references.)

Step 6: After a solid win, it's time to fuel up. Hands-free, of course.

There's nothing more rewarding than filling up without moving a muscle. We applaud the gas station attendants statewide. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear reflective vests.

Step 7: Arrive at your destination.

You've successfully made it from point A to point B with not a casualty in sight. Congrats. Be sure to repeat steps 1-7 when returning home. You have officially proven that you earned that drivers license.

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