Son: MAMA!!!!
Mama: YES, SON?
Son: LIFE!!!
Mama: I'm here, baby, what do you need?....
What most people don't understand is that, a mama's boy is not just a mama's boy, We ARE MEN. Even though we depend on them for everything... We still have our own strengths, as men.
Here Are Three Main Things:
1. We work.
2. We are shy at first, but get us to trust you.. and you have us locked!
3. And most of all, we are GENTLEmen.
We love hard, and especially, we LOVE OUR MOMS!! Why? because they know us way better than we know ourselves.... in their eyes we are 7 months old, and we could never do any wrong. We are brought up to love a companion and treat them just like the queen that raised us. We are taught a lot of things early on in life. Even though, I am a MAMA'S BOY I, I don't live with my mom...
But these are two things that I have earned while growing up under my mom's wing:
1. I am emotionally stable.
2. I am career driven.
My mom has always been by my side since I was a young child, I became dependent on her, for advice and for life issues. Through her strength and unconditional love, I became a man! ... a lot of people think that all Mamas boys are sissies (first of all, mama don't raise no fool, or a sissy, she raises a man).
We look for these three things in our companion:
1. Strong and independent.
2. Educationally inclined.
3. Poised and collected.
Since I have had a mother like her, I have developed a keen since of taste for the world and an expensive taste for the finer things in life, we learn to really understand our companion and most of all, what they like. Mama's boys, get the education of a companion at an early age.
She says things like, "pick a lady that is good for you, boy." "Never kiss a girl and tell;" "Open the door, when she is in front of you;" "Wear the best cologne a man could have;" "ALWAYS PAY".. ( A boy will reply) "but I don't have no money"
(SLAP!)
...
GET A JOB!! ... (in which you'll hold your face, and respond with, :"alright"!) Even though we are cuddled under their wings, we learn from the best, and we believe we are the best! In my opinion, "Mama's Boys" make the best husbands.
Here Are Five Reasons Why:
1. We work at love.
2. We aim to please.
3. We take care of the companion we love.
4. And we show more affection.
5. And most of all, we are there emotionally there for your needs.
So, anyone out there wanting a good man to stand by your side, wear matching outfits on your couple picks, hold your purse while you get out of the car, or buy you Ben& Jerry's after a long hard day, then a Mama's Boy is right for you.
Your perfect husband, is sitting at home with his mom eating ice cream and watching LifeTime...
(let it sink in)...
The answer to your prayer, is sitting next door in Mrs. Edna's living room... or sitting next to a quintessential southern belle in the front row of your church.
