If you’ve ever heard a song by American singer-songwriter Jason Derulo or featuring Jason Derulo, you’d know that he has a habit of starting off his songs by singing his own name. With his songs following this pattern, it made me wonder if his “Jason Derulo”s are only limited to his songs. Here are 11 times I REALLY hope Jason Derulo sings his own name.
(If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check it out here.)
1. Before he uses a urinal
Jason has to make sure everyone knows who they’re peeing next to. By singing his name right off the bat, he establishes his place in the bathroom environment.
2. Whenever he gets on a bus, train, or plane
Again, everyone must know that Jason Derulo has arrived on their mode of public transportation. Get ready for an exciting ride.
3. After Spongebob passes his boating exam
Jason is a big Spongebob fan and he’s always rooting for his bud. Spongebob’s been trying to get his boating license for forever and Jason couldn’t think of any better way to celebrate than by singing his own name.
4. When it’s finally his turn at the checkout counter
After a good snack run, Jason’s just trying to get home to enjoy some Fritos and dip. When he finally gets to the counter, there’s nothing left to do but let out a nice Jason Derulo.
5. At the top of a roller coaster hill
Jason likes to celebrate the high points in his life. What more of a high point will there ever be than at the top of a good roller coaster?
6. When he gets a text back
This is one of the most exciting things that can happen to anyone. After this, Jason gives himself a pat on the back and a celebratory Jason Derulo.
7. When there’s no line at Starbucks
The day after a long concert is always rough and when Jason’s headed out to get his Java Chip Frappuchino With Two Shots™, there is nothing better than not having to wait very long.
8. After finishing a good book
To stay cultured, Jason loves to read. After reading something that has truly moved him, Jason lets out a tasteful Jason Derulo.
9. When he spots a cute dog on the street
While walking down the street, there are few things more satisfying than coming across a cute dog. Bonus points if you get to pet it.
10. When his favorite baseball team scores a home run
As a huge Miami fan, it is all too exciting when one of the players scores a really good home run. Overjoyed, you know Jason sings a good Jason Derulo after.
11. After every rep at the gym
Jason’s working toward getting those gains and there’s nothing better to count the reps than a good Jason Derulo in between lifts.