Almost every person who reads this has at least once in their life thought to themselves “I wonder what it is like to be a dog?" Let’s explore seven fantastic reasons why a dog has the life.

1. Dogs are always happy.

If you have ever met a dog that is sad, then I feel sorry for you. But from what I have seen, every dog with a decent home is one proud, cuddly ball of fur. I don’t know how they figured it out, but dogs are always happy.

2. You have your own personal chefs.

Have you ever seen a dog cook their own meals? Yeah, me neither. I bet it’s kind of nice having someone to cater to your needs.

3. You get to poop outside.

Now, I don’t know about you but as a kid I always wondered what it’s like to take an oopsie outdoors.

4. They have more friends than you.

I swear, dogs do not have an evil bone in their bodies. Every time a buddy comes over and sees your dog they say “Link you’re my best friend”, or “Link I love you” like they have known the dog their whole life and you are the acquaintance.

5. Even the little things are entertaining.

This may be one of the reasons dogs are so happy. The word squirrel, any sort of food, a rubber ball, or even just the chance to lick your beautiful face gives these little pups a spark of happiness.

6. No School. No bills. No worries.

While you are wasting away your life in a classroom, trying to excel in your future, your dog is in your living room excelling at not having a care in the world while barking at the mailman, or anything for that matter.

7. Women. Need I say more?

Stop and think about all the beautiful women you have tried to entertain. Now think about how many times a dog has successfully entertained those exact women.

So maybe they don’t have opposable thumbs or a large brain capacity, but they are all pretty joyful. Now excuse me while I relax, with no care in the world and get a little taste of a dog’s life, or should I say heaven.