For most typical college students, life can be a bit of a struggle. Okay, a major struggle. Some might even ask the question, "On a scale from one to Nature Valley Bar, how much is your life falling apart?" Now I'm talking the granola bar that you left in the bottom of your purse for like three months and the thing is literally dust, once you open it....
Here are 30 things that indicate that you're WELL on your way to "downright crumbled."
- When your phone has any amount of tape on it….I mean really...
- You’ve only been to that T/Th class twice because you’ve slept through all your alarms. Life is especially hard … and that bed. So comfortable. Damn you, bed.
- When you try to stretch in class and end up spilling the coffee belonging to the person behind you all over them. I mean, girl, I made it to class. Why did you and your coffee have to be so rude?
- When you take an online quiz, think you got a 100, and end up getting a 65, and it drops your grade 25 points. Like …
- When you leave your debit card at the bar over a holiday weekend. Help me, I’m poor.
- When you chew on the end of your pen and it explodes in your mouth while you’re in class.
- When your debit card gets declined at McDonalds. This is why we can’t have nice things.
- When you buy the wrong edition of your textbook and don’t realize it until the night before your first test …
- When you haven’t been able to find your "on trend” circular Ray-Ban’s for months and they end up hiding in your glove box underneath several Wendy’s napkins.
- When your phone dies anytime after 70%.
- When your friend posts the most disgusting picture of you on Facebook and your grandmother/aunt automatically like it.
- When you end up in a group project with the two most degenerate people in your class.
- When your phone is so old it won’t accept the latest Snapchat update. I just want to take a selfie!
- When the girl next to you in class has the same computer cover as you, except for the fact that she has 50 heinous stickers covering it and calls you her “twin”
- When your “to-do” list takes up an entire sheet of loose leaf paper.
- When you get caught in a monsoon on the way to class and you end up having to sit there soaked to the bone. “Looking like a drowned…harassed…rat…"
- When you attempt to eat healthy and end up being hungry all day long, so you end up eating McDonald’s anyway. Damn you salad, you’ve failed me again
- When your ex sends you a Snapchat of him and his new girlfriend. R u kitten me rn?!
- When you eat Taco Bell before 10 a.m. “Don’t look at me, I’m about to order a F$%K ton of food."
- When your mom calls you and asks if you’re alive. "Sorry I’ve just been binge watching 'Gilmore Girls' for 18 days straight, Mom, give me a break."
- When your Friday morning professor tells you that you smell like alcohol. I mean how was YOUR night, Professor ...
- When you officially have a semi-stalker. I mean it's kinda chic…? Do you think you’re Babe Walker or something?
- When you lose your entire wallet during Dry Week and a random guy you’ve only met once finds it in the woods while he’s peeing during a tailgate ...
- When you see your dad for the first time in months and he begins to ask you about your roommates before he even greets you.
- When the “M” key on your MacBook is missing. You don't realize how much you'd miss it, do you?
- When you get a 58 on a test you studied really hard for….and that was with the 12 point curve.
- When your user crush finally adds you on Facebook but doesn’t like that new “hot” profile picture that you just posted. I DID THIS FOR YOU!
- When moms give you dirty looks in the grocery store while you’re telling your friend on the phone about your weekend. Don’t act like you weren’t me on Miranda!!!!
- When you take a really hot shower and you get semi-third degree burns. Beauty is pain.
- When you’re sitting in the dentist's office and that random girl from high school that you unfriended on Facebook the other day is the only other person sitting in the waiting room. It’s literally like she knows.




















