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College As Told By Audrey Hepburn

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College As Told By Audrey Hepburn
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College is just as fun as it is stressful. We're often overwhelmed trying to keep up with what life throws at us. Between balancing work, school, and going out, every girl can relate to these college woes. Who better to tell it other than the intelligent, beautiful, classy, and sassy Audrey Hepburn?


1. Bookstore Shopping.


That textbook you'll never use is $300. And leave your backpack in the designated cubby. That's your cue to hit up Amazon.

2. Starting the weekend right after Thursday's class.



I have an 8 a.m. tomorrow but oh well.

3. Getting ready is a sacred ritual.

If my winged eyeliner is not on fleek, I'm not going.

4. Expectations of the night are set rather high.



5. When the whole squad's together.


Guys, our song is on!

6. Flirting with guys because drinks are expensive...

"Why don't you have money?" "I'm wearing it."

7. Then seeing stuff go down from across the bar.

"I'll be right back, I have to go save my friend."


8. Recapping the nightly drama before bed.


9. Waking up is always a struggle.




10. Cringing at your snap story.


11. Trying to stay awake in class.



12. When life throws everything at you at once.




13. When the cafe has nothing good to eat.


14. Showers are a source of revival.


I'm just gonna sing in my towel for a couple hours and enjoy my freshly shaved legs.

15. Trying to cram in studies at the good ol' lib.



But people keep distracting you.

16. When bae doesn't give you the attention you need.


17. Appreciating those mornings when you don't snooze your alarm.

And you actually have time to get ready like a human, shower, grab coffee and eat a hot breakfast.

18. Permanent RBF when winter rolls around.



19. Not getting along with a roommate is a war of passive-aggressive silence.


I'm just going to sit here and drown the room in negative energy.

20. Some drama's going on with the suitemates.


Really guys. This is all over who ate someone's yogurt?

21. Seeing an animal on campus is the best thing ever.



22. Struggling to commit to relationships.



*Cries over bowl of ice cream and wonders why they're single*


23. When something goes down in the group chat.



*Pretends not to exist and watches from afar*

24. Watching people's snap stories from abroad.


*Cries*


25. When your parents ask how everything's going.



Kidding Mom...of course I'm studying.


26. When someone asks what you would do with some extra money.




27. Being woken up from your nap.


28. "Wine night this week?"




29. The time of year formals come around.


An extravagant Instagram fashion show and clever captions contest.


30. When someone talks about graduation.



31. We work hard so we can play hard.


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