Most middle-aged white guys agree that "Die Hard" is inarguably the most iconic action movie of all time. What they do argue over, though, is whether or not "Die Hard" should be classified as a Christmas movie. While some claim that it is definitely a movie to watch over the holidays, others argue that it is actually just your aunt in a skin suit. Take the quiz below and finally find out the truth!
What time of the year does "Die Hard" take place?
A. Christmastime.
B. Not Christmastime.
Do you have an aunt?
A. Yes.
B. No.
Is the word "Christmas" explicitly said in "Die Hard"?
A. Yes.
B. No.
What is your aunt's name?
A. Sharon.
B. She doesn't have one.
Does this movie start with a father going to see his family for Christmas?
A. Yes.
B. No.
Does your aunt own an extremely lifelike Bruce Willis skin suit?
A. Yes.
B. No.
Where does "Die Hard" take place?
A. An office Christmas party.
B. A regular party.
Did your aunt own this Bruce Willis skin suit in 1988?
A. Yes.
B. No, it was a recent purchase.
Is there snow in "Die Hard"?
A. Yes.
B. No.
Can your aunt do a convincing Bruce Willis voice?
A. Yes.
B. No.
Is Bruce Willis' wife in "Die Hard" named Holly, like the traditional Christmas decoration?
A. Yes.
B. She doesn't have a name. Just like my aunt.
Do you have childhood memories of your aunt crawling around in the vents in her Bruce Willis skin suit, periodically shouting, "I'M REHEARSING"?
A. Yes.
B. I don't have memories. It's a real "50 First Dates" situation.
What song plays during the credits of "Die Hard"?
A. "Let it Snow."
B. Not "Let it Snow."
Do you recall watching "Die Hard" with your whole family as your aunt kept pointing to the screen saying, "There I am! Starring in 'Die Hard' in my Bruce Willis skin suit!"?
A. Yes.
B. Faintly.
Results:
If you answered mostly A: In a shocking turn of events, it seems as though "Die Hard" is both a Christmas movie and your aunt in a Bruce Willis skin suit. No one said those were mutually exclusive.
If you answered mostly B: You are lying about most of the "Die Hard" facts and, no offense but, your aunt sounds boring.
