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From 7-Years-Old To Adulthood Here Are Instagram Bios For Every Age Group

How many times can you count when an 8-year-old mentions they love sparkles, puppies, and cheerleading?

Alexa Rosenzweig
Jun 27, 2018
University of Wisconsin Branch Schools
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From 7-Years-Old To Adulthood Here Are Instagram Bios For Every Age Group
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It seems that every age group has their own secret way of creating their Instagram bios. Instagram has users from children as young as the age of 8, and as old as the age of the elderly. It would only make sense to discuss the varying types of bios, from younger children to college students. Hold on, because the accuracy may hurt just a little.


1. 7-10 year olds

"9 years young!! I am in 4th grade :) I love basketball, puppies, and my bff Sarah!!! Cheerleading 4ever!! Tap that follow button^^

Is it just me, or am I always getting Instagram follow requests from 8 year olds who love horses and cheerleading? I'm not the only one? Okay, good.

2. Middle schoolers

"12-14-17 (heart emoji) I love *boyfriend's name* *name of high school and graduation year, which is most likely 6 years away*

We get it, you have a boyfriend at a really young age and you want the whole entire world to know. And isn't it a little to soon to discuss your high school graduation date? You're like, 12.

3. High school freshmen-juniors

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"12-14-17 (heart emoji) I love *boyfriend's name* *name of high school and graduation year, which is most likely 6 years away*

We get it, you have a boyfriend at a really young age and you want the whole entire world to know. And isn't it a little to soon to discuss your high school graduation date? You're like, 12.

4. High school seniors


name of high school and graduation year | name of college and graduation year

Is 90% of the senior class attending the same college? Let me know.

5. College students

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hometown | school | sorority/fraternity

Guilty as charged. Also, the Greek letters are VERY important.

6. College graduates

name of school alum | current job | sorority/fraternity alum

Time to let the whole world know I am now an accountant, yay!! Also, I'm getting married in 2 years, might as well include my wedding date. I need everyone to know I am out here THRIVINGGGGG!!!! Just kidding, I'm single, lonely, and jobless. I own 20 cats and I spend my nights drinking endless bottles of rosé.

7. Adults

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Mom to 3 beautiful children (child and heart emoji) wife to *husband's name* Jesus

is my savior!

I swear, these people are not even 25 yet and already have like 6 children. And of course, they love their husband and Jesus.

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