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If You Give A Girl "The Bachelor"

If you aren't watching, you might want to start.

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If You Give A Girl "The Bachelor"
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In light of it being Monday, which means it's Bachelor Night, I decided to write about all the things that make Bachelor night fun! If you view "The Bachelor" religiously each Monday night like my friends and I do, this list should be relevant to you! If you aren't watching, you might want to start. Nick's season is by far the one to watch. Here is what happens if you give a girl "The Bachelor":

1. She will want to watch it with friends.

If you are watching alone, you are doing this all wrong! Viewing parties are the best!

2. She will want to have a snack.

The show is so jaw dropping and intense you'll need to snack on some popcorn.

3. She will tweet out of frustration.

Some things are just too hard to believe.

4. She will remember qualities that she wants in her future husband.

You'll find yourself awing and gasping at all the cute and romantic things The Bachelor does and acts around the ladies. Then think you want your future man to do the same!

5. She will cry when her favorite girl is not given a rose.

"She was perfect for you. Why?"

6. She will scream when Corinne makes it to the next episode.

Annoying!

7. She will brainstorm all the places she wants to visit around the world.

All the places the Bachelor takes his women will inspire her bucket list.

8. She will hope the Bachelor makes a logical decision.

We continue to hope and pray!

9. She will make bets with her friends who the Bachelor will end up with in the end.

I hope Rachel wins!

10. She will wonder which girl will be the next Bachlorette.

They're all great!

11. She will wonder how she keeps getting sucked back into the show each season.

It's a scam!

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