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If The Kardashians Had Positions On Your Sorority Executive Board

Just imagine the recruitment video they would produce.

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If The Kardashians Had Positions On Your Sorority Executive Board

It seems as if the Kardashian's rule almost everything these day. They control the makeup, clothing, app, TV, and internet worlds. Imagine if these crazy girls ran your sorority's Executive Board. With six of them, they'd make up half of a powerful Executive Board.

Khloe, President


Obviously. Khloe is everyone's favorite. She has it all together. She keeps her real sisters in line, and would do the same with her sorority sisters. She would be up to the challenges and hard work that comes with being a president.

Kourtney, New Member Educator

Who better to teach the new members than this wonderful mom? Kourt already puts her kids first and is fully committed. She is also the perfect amount of tough. New members would feel comfortable with this wise sister as their leader.

Kylie, Recruitment Chair

Kylie would be elected recruitment chair because of her popularity with the PNMs. She can relate the most to them. She is also all about image, and would use her Instagram followers to recruit only the best girls. Kylie would also pick outfits that you would like for once. Imagine the recruitment video she would put together!

Kris, Treasurer

The "momager" already deals with 5 girls' finances, and could do it for the whole chapter. She would be great at building the budget and would spare no expense. Not without getting her "10 percent" cut, of course.

Kim, Philanthropy

Kim would be in charge of philanthropy. She would love to plan all the fundraising events, and would make them as extravagant as her wedding(s). Remember the time she tried to adopt a girl from Thai? Although Kim is very privileged, she cares about charity work.

Kendall, Standards Chair

The only Kardashian that has seemed to stay out of tabloids and has little drama is perfect for the job. She has her head on straight and would keep the chapter classy by following their values.


Next time you want to complain about your executive board members, stop and think how hectic a Kardashian ruled sorority would be.

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