If The Harry Potter Characters Were Starbucks Drinks
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If The Harry Potter Characters Were Starbucks Drinks

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If The Harry Potter Characters Were Starbucks Drinks
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Harry Potter: Caffe Americano.

Without espresso, no Starbucks drink could ever exist. Without water, no human being could ever exist. This is similar to how Harry Potter is the lifeline of Hogwarts and the wizarding world. A Caffe Americano would be a perfect fit for Harry’s strong and stubborn personality.

Hermione Granger: Vanilla latte.

Fierce and loyal, Hermione deserves a drink that is as smart and classy as she is. Hence, the vanilla latte, sweet and effective. The vanilla syrup balances out the strong espresso, similar to how Hermione keeps Harry and Ron under control.

Ron Weasley: Caramel macchiato.

Ron is one of the most underrated characters in the Harry Potter universe, just like how the caramel macchiato is one of the most underrated drinks in the Starbucks universe. Caramel macchiato fans are sweet, charming, and inspiring leaders, just like Ron.

Albus Dumbledore: Caffe misto.

The caffe misto is basically coffee and milk, two ingredients that make up most drinks you’ll find at Starbucks. Like how the caffe misto describes the very essence of a Starbucks drink, Dumbledore fits the very essence of a successful wizard.

Rubeus Hagrid: Salted caramel hot chocolate.

Despite Hagrid’s burly stature, he is the kindest, sweetest character throughout the series. He also serves as Harry’s father figure when Sirius Black is not around (rest in peace, Padfoot). Only a hot chocolate can truly embody such a warm, gentle soul.

Minerva McGonagall: Vanilla sweet cream cold brew.

McGonagall is fierce, focused, and practical. Her stern straightforwardness is partly what makes her such a good professor. Despite this, her actions are motivated by doing what’s right, a testament to how kind and caring she really is. A cup of boldness with a touch of sweet.

Luna Lovegood: The Pink Drink.

Luna is eccentric, in a good way. Just take a look at her odd, but interesting preoccupation with Nargles (which are 100% real, I just know it). The same goes for the secret menu Pink Drink, a Strawberry Açai Refresher with coconut milk. Like the pink drink, Luna is unique and lively, with a refreshing sense of humor.

Ginny Weasley: Pumpkin spice latte.

Ginny in both the books and movies is known for her strength, smarts, and sass -- she has a strong, enviable personality. Like the PSL is a favorite among Starbucks frequents, Ginny is a favorite among Potterheads because of her kindness and courage that enables her to help her friends out in need.

Neville Longbottom: Peppermint mocha.

Neville is the underdog who turns into the MVP. He is a Potterhead favorite because he finally develops into a hero in the end. Like the peppermint mocha, Neville is a warm, gentle soul whose hugs will always comfort you on a cold day.

Fred and George Weasley: Chile mocha.

Fred and George are mischievous, but always loyal to their family and friends. They’re bold and daring, just like the sweet and spicy chile mocha. This drink is perfect for those who solemnly swear they’re up to no good.

Draco Malfoy: Venti red eye coffee.

Black, like Draco’s soul. The red eye may not exactly be in Slytherin colors, but it sure captures the bitterness in Draco’s multifaceted personality. The red eye is the perfect drink for those who need their caffeine ASAP, a good fit for Malfoy’s ambitious, go-getter personality.

Cho Chang: Passion tea.

One thing is certain: Cho Chang wears her heart on her sleeve. Her love for Cedric motivates her to join Dumbledore’s Army and fight against Voldemort. Cho Chang’s strong senses would easily catch on the hibiscus, lemongrass, and apple in Starbucks’ passion tea.

Cedric Diggory: White chocolate mocha.

During his funeral, Cedric is remembered as the hardest worker and the fiercest friend. Cedric is brave and loyal, and he is one of the most admired characters in the Harry Potter series. His kind, sweet nature is very representative of the white chocolate mocha.

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