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If SEC Schools Were Characters From 'The Office'

WARNING: Written by an Auburn student.

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If SEC Schools Were Characters From 'The Office'

There are many different personalities in Scranton. Much like the variety of schools in the Southeastern Conference. So, to make a comparison between the two was equally easy and challenging.

University of Alabama: Toby Flenderson

Enough said.


University of Arkansas: Kevin Malone

Kevin and Bielema could be, and possibly are, cousins. Woo Pig.


Auburn University: Jim Halpert

Jim Halpert is friendly and relatable. Pretty much everyone who has been to Auburn, Alabama, can all agree that we are, for the most part, all welcoming and fun to be around. I feel like Jim would fit in perfectly on The Plains. I certainly wouldn't mind taking him on a date to drink Toomer's lemonade on Samford Lawn.


University of Florida: Pam Beesly

Jim and Pam go hand in hand. Auburn and Florida are both orange and blue. It just makes sense, people. Go Gators.


University of Georgia: Creed Bratton

Creed is a tad creepy and stays getting in trouble. So in honor of the South's oldest rivalry, Creed to UGA.


University of Kentucky: Stanley Hudson

Oh, the irony. Although UK does well at basketball, when football season rolls around, they begin to sometimes embody Michael Scott's secret weapon. Which, if we're being honest, is one of the reasons we're attending an SEC school in the first place.


Louisiana State University: Dwight Schrute

Dwight Schrute might as well be a backwoods Cajun. He says the funniest, most outlandish things that makes it seem like he, and his corndog aroma, would fit in perfectly at LSWHO.


University of Mississippi: Andy Bernard

Andy Bernard is full of traditions and loyal to his Alma Mater. Ole Miss is rooted in the Deep South, and I can almost perfectly envision Andy standing in The Grove with his seersucker pants on and a red and navy shaker in one hand.


Mississippi State University: Erin Hannon

There is not a sound more annoying to any non-bulldog than the sound of cowbells at Mississippi State. Just like Erin Hannon, Mississippi State is quite annoying and clueless. (And if we want to bring up the touchy subject of Cam Newton, we can go ahead and throw the word "stingy" into the melting pot.)


University of Missouri: Ryan Howard

When I think of Mizzou, I picture preppy students who are studious and well accomplished but still have a lot of growing up to do. Ryan Howard and his satchel would probably be a great fit in Columbia.


University of South Carolina: Michael Scott

Poor USC can't seem to win for losing. Like Michael Scott, they try and try to make it to the top and just can't ever quite get there.


University of Tennessee : Meredith Palmer

Good ole Rocky Top. The only connection that I've been able to find with Tennessee fans is our mutual hatred for Alabama. But let's just be real for one second, I don't think that's just a Tennessee and Auburn thing.


Texas A&M University : Robert California

The Aggies came in thinking they were bigger and better than everyone else in the SEC. But, like Robert California, do they really belong?


Vanderbilt University : Angela Martin

Angela is the odd ball in The Office, and that's what Vandy is in the SEC. (At least when we're talking about football.)


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