Hey Wildcats! Get ready to sing along to my newest article all about how high school would be if it was like High School Musical. Every day would be a pep session, the sad heartbreaks would always end up back together, nothing bad would ever happen. The only thing we'd worry about is being judged for enjoying singing while also liking basketball.. #thestruggle. Would anyone actually like this? Maybe if you want your life to be one big cheesy Disney movie. So it's time to get your head in the game as we depict how high school would actually be if it was like High School Musical...
1. There would be random musical outbursts
If it's math class, the lunch room, or even gym class, we would see at least six musical numbers a day. Not saying that's a bad thing but it might get a little old.
2. There would be weird rain make out sessions
Seems romantic but in reality your hair gets stuck to his face, your make up runs down your cheeks...it's awkward.
3. Money wouldn't be an issue
We'd be hitting up the ski resorts, spas, everything that these "average" high schoolers get to go to. What happened to laying in bed watching Netflix and eating Ramen Noodles?
4. We'd have unlimited time between classes
SERIOUSLY ARE THEY EVER IN CLASS? How can you possibly have a full dance number and get to chemistry in five minutes? I barely managed making it to my locker and to my next class without having to sprint down the halls.
5. We'd have an unrealistic romance
You meet a cute boy at a ski resort and somehow end up at the same high school? Then somehow you manage to stay together throughout high school... Very realistic *insert eye roll*
6. People would willingly tell their darkest secrets
Imagine a world where basketball players tell you they like to bake, or that bigger girls like hip hop... *shutters*
7. No fist fights would happen, just snarky comments
It seems that at East High no real conflicts actually happen, just petty girl drama that's mostly started by Sharpay... DONT BE A SHARPAY.
8. All break ups would be dramatic
Could you imagine how many girls would be singing dramatically about their breakups HSM was actually real. We'd have more school counselors than classrooms.
9. Everyone would be able to sing
Speaking of singing, what kind of high school has all good singers? Not mine (sorry CHS).
10. We'd all be a big happy family
As much as we would like, we are not "all in this together"
So there you go Wildcats, did you get your head in the game? Would you be able to handle going to East high? As much as I love musical numbers I'd have to 'go my own way' and find the nearest exit out of that school.
