If 'Gossip Girl' Characters Were Alcoholic Drinks

If 'Gossip Girl' Characters Were Alcoholic Drinks

The only way I'd drink a tall glass of beer.

Anyone that has seen Gossip Girl has formed opinions, and identified key personality traits of each of the characters. Have you ever wondered what alcoholic drink Chuck Bass would be? How about Lily van der Woodsen-Bass-Humphrey?

Look no further, as I have broken down each character's personality and compared them to a popular alcoholic drink that you have likely tried before.

Agree or disagree? I'd love to hear your side of the story!

1. Chuck Bass: Long Island Iced Tea

Like the infamous Chuck Bass, Long Island Iced Teas are sweet and addictive in nature, yet highly powerful and dangerous if you aren't careful.

2. Blair Waldorf: Moscow Mule

Blair Waldorf is paired perfectly with the Moscow Mule for her strong and classic persona, sweet and (more often) spicy attitude and her ability to be easily identified by anyone that walks in her path.

3. Lily van der Woodsen: Gin & Tonic

Gin & Tonic is known for its old-school, acquired taste. It is liked by few and only craved by those who can appreciate its value. If this doesn't describe Lily van der Woodsen, then I don't know what does.

4. Eric van der Woodsen: Cosmopolitan

Much like the ever-famous Cosmopolitan, Eric van der Woodsen is the perfect combination of sweet and sour, both are delightful and refreshing.

5. Jenny Humphrey: Tequila Sunrise

Tequila is often associated with negative after-effects, making this the perfect pairing for Jenny Humphrey. Both have a sweet and sour consistency, often resulting in an unpredictable ending.

6. Nate Archibald: Beer

Like Nate Archibald, Beer is liked and drank by many, oddly refreshing and trust-worthy no matter what.

7. Dan Humphrey: Mojito

Mojitos are known to be tart (but not sour) and refreshing with just a little punch to them. Dan Humphrey starts his journey unlike the rest of the kids at Constance, and ends up shocking them all in the end. He proves to be both refreshing, and packed with a punch.

8. Serena van der Woodsen: Screwdriver

A Screwdriver is a widely common alcoholic beverage to order, with its seemingly sweet and innocent appearance. But much like Serena van der Woodsen and her unpredictable lifestyle choices, it can be deadly if you have just one too many.

9. Vanessa Abrams: Vodka Cranberry

Another common choice, Vodka Cranberry is so good at first that you don't notice the toxicity that comes with it. With Vanessa Abrams maintaining the same quality, they both lead to regrets in the end.

10. Georgina Sparks: Bloody Mary

Georgina Sparks and a Bloody Mary are a match made in heaven based on their acidic and bold flavors, paired with their powerful and widely disliked qualities.

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What Your Hogwarts House Says About You

Get yourself sorted and find out where you belong in the world of witchcraft and wizardry.

Sorting at Hogwarts is a big deal. Being sorted into a house is essentially being placed into a family while you are away from home learning about witchcraft and wizardry. Your house is made up of the people you will live with, go to classes with, play Quidditch with and everything in between. You basically spend 24/7 with them. Your Hogwarts house is your home away from home.

When you get sorted into a house, it is based on your personality traits. The people in your house are typically like-minded people who display the same characteristics as you.

When you’re a first year at Hogwarts, the minute you set foot in the castle you are swept into the Great Hall to have the ancient Sorting Hat placed on your head. This Sorting Hat decides which “family” you’ll be spending your seven years with.

For some, it is very obvious which house they will be in, due to certain personality traits they possess. For others, they may exemplify traits that fit a multitude of houses and are uncertain where they may end up.

To find out where you belong, you can take the official "Harry Potter" Sorting Hat quiz at Pottermore.com. For all you muggles out there, these are the characteristics that the houses possess and what your house says about you:

Gryffindor: The house of the brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring and chivalrous. Those who stand up for others are typically Gryffindors. Brave-hearted is the most well-known Gryffindor characteristic, and Gryffindors are also known for having a lot of nerve.

Gryffindors are people who hold a multitude of qualities alongside the ones listed, making them a very well-rounded house. People who are Gryffindors are often people who could fit nicely into another house but choose to tell the sorting hat they want Gryffindor (there's that bravery). "Do what is right" is the motto Gryffindors go by.

Being a Gryffindor means that you're probably the adventurous and courageous friend, and you are usually known for doing what is right.

Ravenclaw: The house is known for their wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge. Those who value brains over brawn can be found here. Ravenclaws often tend to be quite quirky as well. "Do what is wise" is the motto they strive to follow.

Though Ravenclaws can be know-it-alls sometimes, they most likely do know what the wisest decision is.

If you are known for being the quirky friend, the smartest in the group or just great at making wise decisions, you're definitely a Ravenclaw.

Hufflepuff: This house values hard work, dedication, fair play, patience, and loyalty. Hufflepuff’s are known for being just and true. "Do what is nice" is their motto.

Hufflepuff is known as the “nice house” and believes strongly in sparing peoples feelings and being kind. This is not to say that Hufflepuffs aren't smart or courageous. Hufflepuffs just enjoy making others happy and tend to be more patient towards people.

If you ever find that you are too nice for your own good and cannot bear to hurt someone’s feelings, congratulations, you are a Hufflepuff.

Slytherin: This is the house of the cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined. Slytherin's love to be in charge and crave leadership. "Do what is necessary" is the motto of this house.

Slytherin is a fairly well-rounded house, similar to the other houses. They are loyal to those that are loyal to them just as Gryffindors are and are intelligent as Ravenclaws.

Slytherin house as a whole is not evil, despite how many dark wizards come out of this house. That is merely based on the choices of those wizards (so if your friend is a Slytherin, don’t judge, it doesn’t mean they are mean people). Slytherins do, however, have a tendency to be arrogant or prideful. This is most likely due to the fact that everyone in Slytherin is exceedingly proud to be there.

What Hogwarts house you’re in says a lot about the person you are, the traits you possess and how you may act in some situations. But in the end, your house is really just your home that is always there for you. Always.

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