If Frat Boys Were Pasta Noodles
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If Frat Boys Were Pasta Noodles

Because there are some similarities.

Abbie Grant
Jan 23, 2017
Daytona Beach, Florida
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Fraternity men are a challenge to figure out sometimes. Luckily, God made pasta so that I could make elaborately stretched connections between my two favorite things: boys and carbs.

The Jock - Spaghetti:

The most common noodle/frat boy, it's important to get that carbo-load before hitting the weight room.

The Prep - Farfalle:

To match their vineyard vines bow ties. Only taken out on special occasions and for aesthetically pleasing Instagram pics.

The Einstein - Lasagne:

Because whoever was smart enough to layer noodles with meat and cheese to make a noodle cake was a genius.

The Redneck - Route:

Pasta that's shaped like a truck wheel. Enough said.


The Drunk - Elbow Noodle:

Both these noodles and these men will be found in a Kraft mac n cheese box at the end of the night.

The Groupie - Vermicelli


Like it sounds, these boys are vermin. Nobody's ever heard of them before, but they think they can pick up girls like spaghetti can.

The Poster Boy - Campanella:

They look like the roses you wish this brother would give you on a Frat version of the Bachelor.


The Nice-Guy - Orzo:

The pasta you mistake for rice, and the frat boy you mistake for a freshman.

The 10-Year Senior- Angel Hair:

The veil between the pasta heavens and the Earth are just as thin as the hair on these brothers' balding heads.

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