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If Disney Princesses Went To Benedictine College

They would fit right in

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Tiana would no doubt be disappointed in the food our cafeteria has to offer.

And hopefully she would cook for everyone in her dorm.

She definitley would not take any 8:00 am classes because she would be up late baking and cleaning up the communal kitchen that are available in every dorm.

Belle would most likely be a tutor in the Student Success Center, helping other students with their homework.


And she would probably be one of the few students that actually know the Library's hours.

Mulan would definitley be an RA. She would stay up with students and give them advice and remind them to follow their hearts.

Ariel would no doubt take advantage of Atchison's YMCA, where all Benedictine students can swim for free.

She would also be the only person brave enough to go near the Missouri river. Even, after all jokes about how the fish living in it are mutants.

Merida would start an intramural archery team.

And she would not be afraid to ride her horse through Jackson Park, no matter how many people say it is haunted.

Jasmine would be pretty annoyed to find out that BC students are only allowed to have fish, not tigers.

Anna and Elsa would want to help organize BC's traditional Little Sibling Weekend.

And they would dominate in the annual lip sync battle.

Rapunzel's energy and creativity would be put to good use in the admissions office and giving tours to prospective students.

She would also help with Soar, the weekend that incoming freshmen come visit the school, meet other new students, sleep in the dorms, and receive their fall schedules.

She would also be a ROC leader. ROC week is the first week for freshmen, transfers, and international students. They spend this week taking tours, having their questions answered, doing fun activities, and bonding with their classmates. ROC leaders have to be interviewed, put through training, and they need to be awake and energetic first thing in the morning.


Odds are Pocahontas would be on the track team.

She would also enjoy the nature that surrounds the BC campus, such as the famous "lookout". It is often visited by couples but it is a beautiful spot that overlooks the Missouri River.

The BC theater department would benefit from Cinderella's (and her animal friends') ability to sew and make clothes in a timely manner.

And I'm sure everyone would want to be her roommate, due to her ability to clean.

Snow White would never miss one of the Benedictine swing dancing events.

And she would probably volunteer to bake and cook for events such as Oktoberfest and Mardi Gras.

Giselle would participate in every on campus event that she could.

And she would definitely be at every sporting event cheering on the Ravens.

Even though she is not technically a princess, Charlotte La Bouff would be voted for homecoming royalty because of her energetic personality.


Plus she would probably write encouraging and heartfelt articles for the BC paper, The Circuit.

And she would probably share her clothes and help the girls in her dorm get ready for events and formals.

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