Although the sense of pride that we formed when Serena, Blaire and Nate went off on their Ivy League excursions was almost that of an actual parent’s, we know that the party scene offered at Brown and Columbia were not that of the Upper East Side, or the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.

With the largest Greek life in the nation as well as a #5 party school ranking, it’s safe to say the Gossip Girl crew would have utterly embraced (and dominated) rush, and they would have wreaked havoc on the party scene here. With nineteen sororities and forty-seven frats to choose from, where would our friends have ended up?

Blair Waldorf - Alpha Phi

Blair would love their Tiffany blue color scheme for rush and the all-around class that is Alpha Phi.

Serena van der Woodsen - Tri Delta

The beautiful, confident and charismatic Serena would let the Tri Delt spirit run through her head from rush until forever.

Nate Archibald - SAE

Kind, laid back and drop dead gorgeous - need we say more?

Dan Humphrey - Pi Kapps

Adorable, kind and witty – Dan would totally embrace their brotherhood

Chuck Bass - Pike

Stunning and he knows it, Chuck would look no further than Pike to find the boys who can match his cool, confident and party animal ways.

Georgina Sparks - Gamma Phi Beta

Georgina’s fierce and fabulous ways would lead her to run the house, most likely.

Jenny Humphrey - Alpha Chi Omega 

Here, Jenny could expose her wild side with people who encourage her to do so and love her even more for it.

Vanessa Abrams - Kappa Delta

The “Kappa Delta sisterhood” would make Vanessa feel comfortable enough in her own skin to embrace the tight-knit craziness that is Kappa Delta at UIUC.