My ideal man has a lot of important key qualities. These include, but are not limited to, being fun, adorable, kind, protective, and loving.
The ideal man has really, really great hair. That has just the right amount of fluff to it. I want to be able to run a brush through his beautiful hair. It ideally is a mix of colors that blend together nicely.
The ideal man is very protective of me. He won’t let anyone hurt me. I feel safe when I am with him, more so than when I am with anyone else. I don’t need a security system in my home because he will attack anyone that tries to break in or hurt me.
The ideal man is so much fun. We can play all sorts of games together. Although, our favorite is catch. We have fun no matter what we are doing. We love to go on walks together. We have the best time when we’re just walking and talking. He loves going to the park with me.
The ideal man is very active. He loves to go running with me. He gets me up and off the couch every day. He doesn’t let me be lazy. Ever.
The ideal man loves to go out. He gets so excited if you even say the word “out.” It makes him so, so happy.
The ideal man has the biggest heart in the whole world. He loves me unconditionally, and I can tell. He never stays mad at me, even when I yell at him. He kisses me every single day. He doesn’t give me any space. He always wants to know what I’m doing, and doesn’t want to miss a single minute.
The ideal man wakes me up every morning by jumping on my bed to tell me he has to pee. He licks me repeatedly. He barks in my ear.
I love him. I could never live without him. He is the only man I need. My dog is the ideal man.
Dogs rule and boys drool.
