The Most Iconic One-Liners From "The Office"
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The Most Iconic One-Liners From "The Office"

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There are some Office quotes that will forever be engrained in your brain. If there are any of these that you don't know, you should probably give the show another watch!

1. Did I stutter?

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-Stanley Hudson

2. I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

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-Michael Scott

3. Learn your rules. You better learn your rules.

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-Dwight Schrute

4. Boom. Roasted.

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-Michael Scott

5. Ryan started the FIREEE

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-Dwight Schrute

6. If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.

-Dwight Schrute

7. Then suddenly, she's not yo ho no mo

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-Michael Scott

8. Rrrrrrrrid it dit do dooo

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-Andy Bernard

9. Occasionally I'll hit someone with my car, so sue me.

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-Michael Scott

10. Boy have you lost your mind cause I'll help ya find it.

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-Stanley Hudson

11. I’m not superstitious but I'm a little stitious

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-Michael Scott

12. I’m going to lose MY FREAKING MIND!!!

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-Andy Bernard

13. There's too many people in this world. We need a new plague.

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-Dwight Schrute

14. It is your birthday

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-Birthday banner (made by Dwight Schrute)

15. You are the silent killer

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-Michael Scott

16. You ignorant slut

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-Michael Scott

17. Why don’t you explain this to me like I’m five

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-Michael

18. Save Bandit

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-Angela Kinsley

19. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship

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-Andy Bernard

20. And I new exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

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-Michael Scott

21. Why are you the way that you are?

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-Michael Scott

22. Snap, snap! Snip, snap!

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-Michael Scott

23. That one night, you made everything alright

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-Hunter the intern

24. Jinx, buy me some coke.

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-Creed Bratton

25. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzsky

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-Michael Scott

26. Asap as possible

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-Michael Scott

27. You're not real, man!

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-Creed Bratton

28. Why are you the way that you are?

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-Michael Scott

29. Where are the turtles?

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30. Today, smoking is going to save lives

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-Dwight Schrute

31. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me

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32. Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach.

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-Creed Bratton

33. How the turntables...

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-Michael Scott

34. Break me off a piece of that fancy feast

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-Andy Bernard

35. I'll have the Gabagool

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-Michael Scott

36. Iiiii don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on this mug all day

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-Michael Scott

37. You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies have on a person

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-Michael Scott

38. Catch you on the flippity flip

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-Michael Scott

39. Unshun reshun

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-Dwight Schrute

40. Frank and Beans

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-Jim and Pam Halpert

41. Lord Beer Me strength

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-Jim Halpert

42. Ya take out your suck it and ya SUCK IT, SUCK IT

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-David Wallace and son

43. Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.

-Kevin Malone

44. Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere.

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-Michael Scott

45. Is it me or does it smells like updog in here?

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-Jim Halpert

46. I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl

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-Kelly Kapur

47. You are the silent killer

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-Michael Scott

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