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15 Cheesy Jokes To Help You Break The Ice

What do you get when you push a piano down a mine shaft?

Nickudla
Apr 03, 2019
Eastern Michigan University
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15 Cheesy Jokes To Help You Break The Ice
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The next time you experience a cringing moment of silence between conversations among a group of people that you aren't the closest with... try a joke!! I may not have necessarily come up with these my own. However, they have been proven effective in most social situations.

Here are a few clean ones that will go over well with most crowds. Hopefully, they are easy to remember and fulfill your punniest expectations.

1. Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

A: Because they lack toes!

2. Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A: A Roman Catholic

3. Q: How long does it take to eat a tire?

A: A Goodyear

4. Q: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A: One is just a little lighter

5. Q: What do you get when you push a piano down a mine shaft?

A: A-Flat Minor

6. Q: Did you hear that 19 and 20 got into a fight?

A: Twenty-One

7. Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

A: Dr. Dre

8. Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: Ten. Tentacles.

9. Q: What do you call an every-day potato?

A: A commentator

10. Q: What do you call an owl that knows magic tricks?

A: Hoo-Dini

11. Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?

A: A blueberry

12. Q: What do you call a bee that make milk?

A: Boo-bees

13. Q: What did the necktie say to the top hat?

A: "You go on ahead, I'll hang around here"

14. Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A "fsh"

15. Q: What did one ocean say to the other?

A: Nothing, it just waved...

Do you sea what I did there?

I'm shore you did.

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