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Making a pledge wear an American flag shirt everyday. We call him the "pledge of allegiance." TFM.

The Republican Party. TFM.

Celebrating your fake ID's birthday. TFM.

Not even Allstate can protect pledges from Mayhem like me. TFM.

Jake from State Farm still wearing khakis at 3 a.m. TFM.

Bill Murray and Larry Bird finishing their round of golf even after "Michael Jordan gets kidnapped by the Looney Toons." TFM.

Texas having its own Independence Day. TFM.

There's a pledge for that. TFM.

The Statue of Liberty Raging in a toga since 1886. TFM.Total Frat Move is a popular phrase and website among Greek college students. It's a place of glory. While I was in high school, I knew nothing of the Greek system other than what was in the movies and on TV shows. I thought the sororities and fraternities in movies were fake and Greek life was a silly concept.
Once I hit college, that all changed. I joined a sorority and started my journey of big t-shirts, norts, monograms, and Lilly Pulitzer things. I started off my journey knowing nothing of Greek life at other schools, and I didn't know about the craziness that ensued at parties and social events. I was ignorant. But ignorance is bliss, right? False. I randomly found totalfratmove.com, and my life changed.

Nothing was the same after I discovered that website. The humor, the hazing and the drunk pictures entertained me for hours. I know I should have been on totalsororitymove.com, but it did not provide as much entertainment to me as TFM did. I would go through the site while I was in class, in a meeting or in public. I tried to pay attention in class, but it was not possible. I had a "Fail Friday" to read. I also bought the "Total Frat Move" book, and my life was once again changed. I learned what Chubbies were and what was "frat" and what wasn't. I was learning more from TFM than my classes. At least, I was learning something.

It is a little sad that I get a lot of my news from TFM. It's not serious national news, but stuff like, "who set fire to the frat house" or "who got their charter revoked" or "who spent millions of dollars renovating the frat house." It is serious business for Greeks to know. Yes, I know there are more serious issues out there like Russia annexing Crimea and the Malaysian airline going missing. In a tough world like the one we live in, we need a little humor to keep us going. 

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