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A Hunger For Policy: Famous Politicians As Food

Ever wonder what type of food your favorite politician would be? Well, worry no longer.

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A Hunger For Policy: Famous Politicians As Food
The Daily Beast

I don't know about you, but politics makes me hungry — especially watching those debates. As I was viewing yet another less-than-coherent speech from our newest president the other day, I went into a hangry frenzy. In my tizzy, I started thinking, "If politicians were a food, what would they be?" Here are some of my top comparisons:

President Donald Trump - A chunky, oddly-shaped carrot

But only one grown in the U.S. of A.

Barack Obama - Frozen Yogurt

Sweet, sensible, chill and pretty good for you.

Sarah Palin - A Hot Dog

"Down to earth" but filled with unknown amounts of s***, and overall just kind of bland and fun to laugh at.

Hillary Clinton - A Jelly Doughnut

Attempts to look cool and hip on the outside, but has an odd filling that you, for some reason, can't seem to trust.

George W. Bush - A Frozen Dinner

No one really wants it, but they're never as bad as you remember them being.

Elizabeth Warren - Cheese

Classic with a sassy twist that is only getting better with age. She fears no (food) group and is the star of any situation.

Ted Cruz - Raisin Bran

Bland, dry and will block you up if you have too much of it. It brings a whole new meaning to cereal killer (cough cough Zodiac Killer).

Bernie Sanders - Chips & Guac

Zesty, fun and you can never get enough.
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