I know you don't always wanna admit it, but sometimes the gods above gifted you with a hot teacher. Maybe you searched Ratemyprofessor for the prof with the blessed chili pepper. Maybe you just got extremely lucky. Either way, you've walked into class and you've landed a smokin' hot professor. Now what?
My roommate had taken a class together last semester and as you might have guessed, she thought the professor was hot. All semester long I listened to her talk about how hot the professor was and what she thought about his outfit or how he talked that day. Well guess who has another hot professor this semester? With how much she freaked out over our last professor, how is she going to make it through this semester with another hot professor?
I thought it might be fun to come up with a survival guide a la Ned's Declassified. So here is the OFFCIAL rulebook to get you through a semester with your hot teacher:
Do not make eye contact.
You will regret this. If you make eye contact, you might get lost in how dreamy they look or find it hard to concentrate on anything else.
Do not send creepy snaps of him or her to your friends.
Trust me, my roommate did this and it was the most awkward experience. He may not have noticed, but that doesn't mean other professors won't notice and if they do you're totally screwed. Good luck trying to pull off an excuse to explain what you were doing. (If you ignore tmy advice and do it anyway, make sure your flash is turned OFF.)
If you need to meet them for office hours, take a friend.
The last thing you need is to stumble over your words in front of them in their office and make them think you're weird. If your friend goes with you, you're less likely to make it evident that you have the hots for them.
Assume they're married.
This is simple: If you assume they're married then you won't want to think about being with them. Focus on your hot classmates instead.
Do not scribble their name in your notes.
This should be a given. The last thing you need is for them to collect your paper by mistake or walk by your seat and see what you've written. Talk about embarrassing. #awkward
Don't stare at them during lecture hall.
Obviously, you have to a little bit. You are in class after all. Just check in on yourself every couple of minutes and if your mouth is agape or you haven't blinked in awhile, time to avert you gaze.
Do not daydream about them.
If they call on you, you might say something you will regret and embarrass yourself in front of the whole class. Trust me, DO NOT DO THIS.
If they have a foreign acccent, it's over.
Might I suggest hot yoga? Cold shower?
IF TOO HOT TO HANDLE, DROP THE CLASS PSA YOU WILL FAIL #SORRY
If you have a hot professor, may the odds be ever in your favor this semester! Feel free to comment your hot professor stories, we would love to hear them.
