How To Play The "Jersey Shore" Drinking Game

How To Play The "Jersey Shore" Drinking Game


If you've been getting excited for "Jersey Shore Family Vacation" then you may be counting down the days until April 5th, 2018 and binge watching the previous seasons to refresh your memory. What better way to enjoy these marathons than with a drinking game dedicated to this specific show? The answer: there is no better way. This can go along with all seasons, but depending on cast members leaving and going, not all may be applicable at all times, so get creative and think of your own if needed!

To begin, CHOOSE YOUR TEAMS. Grab a drink that will last you. Create your team names using some of the Jersey Shore language we all can't get enough of and get started:


Take a drink when-

-Snooki screams "Waaaaahh"

-Sammi is caught crying or sulking in bed

-Deena refers to herself as "a blast in a glass"

-Mike cooks Sunday family dinner

Chug when-

-One of the guys thinks they're going to get lucky and then doesn't

-Pauly D wakes up with perfect hair

-Mike flexes his muscles in the mirror

-Angelina refers to everyone in the house as "fake" except for her


Take a drink when-

-Mike says "We've got a situation"

-Vinny fistpumps

-Mike or JWoww get mad at someone for not cleaning up

-Snooki mentions "gorilla juiceheads"

-Any of the girls climb and dance on a table at the club

Chug when-

-Anyone is involved in a fistfight at the bar

-Snooki wears furry slippers or furry boots

-The boss has to yell at anyone for not working or not wanting to work

-GTL (gym, tan, laundry!)


-Ronnie and Sammi argue

-Someone is handcuffed

-Sunglasses are worn inside or at night

-Sammi gets jealous for no reason or for a pointless reason

-Pauly D says "Cabs are here!" or "T-shirt time!"

-Mike makes everyone leave the club early only because he wants to

-The "note" is brought up

-Vinny and Pauly's friendship makes the show worth watching

While "Jersey Shore" usually drives us all insane, we cannot seem to take our eyes off the screen and are constantly ready for the next argument and fight. It's just one of those shows where we need to stay caught up with all of the drama! "Jersey Shore Family Vacation" is less than two months away from beginning and it's time to start preparing by catching up on previous seasons with this drinking game.

What type of drama could there be now? How about the fights? It's been years since the previous season and most of the cast members are now married, some with children. The classic going to clubs and bars every night, dreading working at shops, and taking strangers home must be long gone...for some at least. Whatever could possibly happen now will soon be discovered on April 5th.

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Something happened today that I never thought in a million years would happen. I opened up a drawer at my parents' house and I found my pink, 4th generation iPod Nano. I had not seen this thing since I graduated from the 8th grade, and the headphones have not left my ears since I pulled it out of that drawer. It's funny to me how music can take you back. You listen to a song and suddenly you're wearing a pair of gauchos, sitting on the bleachers in a gym somewhere, avoiding boys at all cost at your seventh grade dance. So if you were around in 2007 and feel like reminiscing, here is a playlist straight from the iPod of a middle schooler in 2007.

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My AP Environmental Science Class' Cookie Mining Experiment Shows Why Capitalism Is Destroying The Planet

Who cares about the environment with profits this high?


With the AP exams in May approaching quickly, my AP Environmental Science class has wasted no time in jumping right into labs. To demonstrate the damage to the environment done by strip mining, we were instructed to remove the chocolate chips from cookies.

The experiment in itself was rather simple. We profited from fully or partially extracted chips ($8 for a full piece and $4 for a partial) and lost from buying tools, using time and area and incurring fines.

This might seem simplistic, but it showcased the nature of disastrous fossil fuel companies.

We were fined a $1 per minute we spent mining. It cost $4 per tool we bought (either tweezers or paper clips) and 50 cents for every square centimeter of cookie we mined.

Despite the seemingly overbearing charges compared to the sole way to profit, it was actually really easy to profit.

If we found even a partial chocolate chip per minute, that's $3 profit or utilization elsewhere. Tools were an investment that could be made up each with a partial chip, and clearly we were able to find much, much more than just one partial chip per tool.

Perhaps the most disproportionally easiest thing to get around were the fines. We were liable to be fined for habitat destruction, dangerous mining conditions with faulty tools, clutter, mess and noise level. No one in the class got fined for noise level nor faulty tools, but we got hit with habitat destruction and clutter, both of which added up to a mere $6.

We managed to avoid higher fines by deceiving our teacher by pushing together the broken cookie landscapes and swiping away the majority of our mess before being examined for fining purposes. This was amidst all of our cookies being broken into at least three portions.

After finding many, many chips, despite the costs of mining, we profited over $100. We earned a Franklin for destroying our sugary environment.

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It was kind of funny the situations other groups simulated to their cookies. We were meant to represent strip mining, but one group decided to represent mountaintop removal. Mountaintop removal is where companies go to extract resources from the tops of mountains via explosions to literally blow the tops off. This group did this by literally pulverizing their cookies to bits and pieces with their fists.

They incurred the maximum fine of $45. They didn't profit $100, however.

They profited over $500 dollars.

In the context of our environmental science class, these situations were anywhere from funny to satisfying. In the context of the real world, however, the consequences are devastating our environment.

Without even mentioning the current trajectory we're on approaching a near irreversible global temperature increase even if we took drastic measures this moment, mining and fracking is literally destroying ecosystems.

We think of earthquakes as creating mass amounts of sudden movement and unholy deep trenches as they fracture our crust. With dangerous mining habits, we do this ourselves.

Bigger companies not even related to mining end up destroying the planet and even hundreds of thousands of lives. ExxonMobil, BP? Still thriving in business after serial oil spills over the course of their operation. Purdue Pharma, the company who has misled the medical community for decades about the effects of OxyContin and its potential for abuse, is still running and ruining multitudes more lives every single day.

Did these companies receive fines? Yes.

But their business model is too profitable to make the fines have just about any effect upon their operation.

In our cookie mining simulation, we found that completely obliterating the landscape was much more profitable than being careful and walking on eggshells around the laws. Large, too-big-to-fail companies have held the future of our planet in their greedy paws and have likewise pulverized our environment, soon enough to be unable to return from.

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