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How To Lose A Girl In 10 Texts

If you text me after 11pm to "chill". . . it's over.

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How To Lose A Girl In 10 Texts
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Girls, we've all dealt with the guys who think they're way hotter than they are and believes that everything they do is perfect. And I'll be the first to admit that those crooked grins, dreamy eyes and wavy hair have stolen my heart once or twice... or three times before. But nothing is worse than feeling the heart break you're left with when they find someone else and leave you with nothing but memories. My advice for you girls is to not be pulled into their childish games any longer. You are too intelligent, too beautiful and too empowered to be lowered to their creepy standards. And here is my advice to those guys, stop it. You're not fooling any of us anymore. We know your game, and we will not be played ever again. Guys, if you actually like someone, and want to keep dating her, keep reading this listicle and never, ever, send one of these texts or you'll regret it.

1. "WYD" after 10pm

We all know what you want later on in the night, so the answer is: in my pajamas watching Netflix, relaxing with a face mask on and I'm most likely about to devour this bowl of popcorn. So no, I will not answer your booty call.

2. "Send Nudes"

First of all, my body is worth so much more than the pixels on your crappy phone screen. Second, by the way you're already treating me I can tell that you don't deserve me or my body in any way.

3. "I never got your message"

Well then who the hell got it?

4. "So like when we chillen"

We're clearly not 'chillen' after this text. I don't want to hang out I want to get dressed up and go on a romantic date. Show me you're interested in my mind and heart, not just my body.

5. "Netflix and chill?"

First of all, you sound cliché af by saying this. Secondly, if I'm watching Netflix, I'm watching Netflix. And it's going to be a good drama series too, so get ready to cry like a baby!

6. "Wanna f***?"

Are you the devil's incarnate? No? Well, you just made me mad as hell.

7. "I don't love you anymore"

Come on guys, we understand that falling out of love happens often. But say tells us in person, don't hide behind your fingertips.

8. Sending your nudes to her

This is not a happy surprise.

9. "Are you on your period?"


Oh. My. God.

10. "Your friend is so hot"

This is how friendships end. Girls, if this happens to you, leave the guy and stay friends with each other. We're all different types of 'hot,' and you're both beautiful.


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