You're finally 21 and can get into bars (unless you're from New Orleans, in that case you've been going legally since senior year of high school). Do you actually know how to have a great night out and not make enemies with the bartender? Here are the 6 sacred commandments I find most important and helpful on a night out.
Don't beg for the bartender's attention
Bartenders notice the order in which you arrive to the bar. They may or may not stick to that mental queue, but don't wave your money and hand. It's rude. Just wait patiently. It's not difficult to be courteous. Trust me.
Tip your bartender
One dollar per drink, an easy mantra. If you tip your bartender, he will be more generous and more eager to serve you next round. Don't skip the tip even if you had to wait a few minutes; you will be waiting longer when you're ready for your next one.
Buy your bartender a shot
THE GOLDEN RULE AND BEST KEPT SECRET. This is a huge trick I learned that reaps many benefits. When you go to order your drink(s), simply list your drink order, followed by "and do you want a shot?" Your bartender will crack a smile, chuckle a tad, and ask what your liquor of choice is. He may ask you if you want something different and pour two different types. Even if he doesn't, just go with the flow, throw back the shot, and celebrate the victory. Four out of five times* the bartender won't make you pay for the shot you "bought" him. He will like you more and he will serve you quicker. Two out of five times* he won't charge your for all the drinks you ordered.
Learn the swoop
This is a vital trick of the trade I learned in the game. So you're just getting to the bar and you're with a few friends, paying separately. The bar is very crowded and you know you will be spending some time waiting for your next beverage. First, evaluate whether or not there is another bar located in the building. Generally there is, often in a separate room, which less people crowd around. Remember that right by the door is always most crowded. Once you've decided which bar to tackle, take a step back and see where the least amount of people are standing, or where there is a hole. Take the lead and get as close to the bar as possible. Find someone who will be making their exit soon and have your friend stand behind you. When the identified exiter is making moves away from the bar, turn your body sideways, and swoop into his spot. Make your drink order, (buy your bartender a shot), and set it up so that your friend can make the swoop behind you. It works.
If you can pay for a cover, drinks, and drunchies, you can pay for a safe ride home
There are eight billion reasons why you should never consider driving drunk or letting your friend drive drunk. An Uber is the easiest solution. If there is a surge in prices, a cab would actually be cheaper and you may want to consider that instead. If you can pay the cover and a few drinks and a shot for you and a friend and your burrito, you can pay for an Uber. Unless you go out in Encinitas and live near campus, your ride will be less than $15, a small price to pay for the safety of the community. And no, it's not simply your life at risk.
Finally, be nice or leave
Although it's fun, alcohol can have many negative side effects. If you're starting to get into a negative mood and begin to act like a jerk, leave. If your friend is telling you that you're acting like a jerk or need to settle down, leave. It's not worth alcohol poisoning, lost friendships, being kicked out of a bar, etc. Simply have manners or go home.
*87% of statistics are made up. These numbers are based on experience rather than scientific research.
