Jobs.

Something people evidently need to survive, who knew?

Jobs can rank anywhere from entry-level positions at fast food chains, all the way up to being a doctor or a lawyer. They are all meant to last us months, if not years. That is, until now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1r8WrMI5Xs

Yes, the White House Communications Director and father of lax-bros Anthony Scaramucci was terminated JUST BARELY OVER A WEEK into his position as Communications Director in the White House. That same entry-level position at Burger King gives you a thirty-day probationary period to see if you’d be the fit to man the deep fryer during a lunch rush. But, leave it to this current administration to give a week until one fuck up results in getting shitcanned! Most Kardashian marriages last a month!

Scaramucci had been on TV for quite some time. Most political vets had some serious doubts about Scaramucci, given his lack of experience when it comes to strategic communications expertise. This tweet sort of undercuts that whole strategic communications expertise thing:

https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/887118108271...

We were assured that the winning would take place IMMEDIATELY. President KFC never told us that winning would “take time.” He has yet to pass any bill that wasn’t an executive order that he holds up like he wants papa Fred to hang on the fridge as a pity hanging! If winning will “take time,” then the Trump administration is operating at a Windows 98/AOL dial-up pace while the rest of us are operating at Windows 10/Xfinity 300 gigs pace!

But, the seriousness of Scaramucci’s lack of experience didn’t hit the White House until…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aht2EWdpv8I

Damn. Even I wouldn’t expect this type of a rant from our current president. Not even from his ghostwriter in “The Art of the Deal.”

So, Scaramucci was canned from the Trump administration after doing his greatest impersonation of his top boss’ Twitter feed in an interview to the New Yorker where he openly ripped Reince Priebus and Steve Bannon a new asshole. That was, then, followed up by this Tweet from ‘The Mooch:’

https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/890736308498...

No, no, no, Mooch. Here is where you fucked up:

• Insulting the emperor’s trusted allies. Let them duke it out, greatest asshole loses.
• Going to Twitter to vent frustration about your job. Everybody knows the fine line between brown-nosing the boss, and straight up mocking/impersonating them!

There’s only room for one asshole Tweeter in this administration, and it is specifically reserved for the Cheetos mascot.

Time for peace:

Something Lasting Longer Than Scaramucci’s Job as WH Communications Director: