How It Feels To Finish Finals: According To Andy Dwyer
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How It Feels To Finish Finals: According To Andy Dwyer

"The economy." -- Andy Dwyer, or me in the essay section of my final

How It Feels To Finish Finals: According To Andy Dwyer

Jump for joy because finals are over and we are full swing into winter break! It's been a tough go, but we have prevailed, coming out victorious on the other side. Regardless of how grades may look, we have put another semester behind us, and that is an accomplishment in and of itself. Now it's time to celebrate Andy Dwyer style. Brush out your sex...or, uh...stress hair because...

During finals week, you looked like this:

And it sure wasn't pretty. Life, this degree...does any of it matter anymore?

But now you look like this:

And boy, is it glorious. You are footloose and fancy-free.

As soon as you turned in that last assignment or test, you could no longer conceal your emotions.

You cried a lot during finals, too, though, so it's been a rough one on the tear ducts.

But then you were happy, because you could hit the bar for junk food, drinks, and karaoke without feeling guilty for having a good time.

No more brain food!

Now you're home with have no worries and all the pets to hug.

Not a textbook in sight, but plenty of furry cuddles.

Your family is really proud of your hard work, and you get to spend the break basking in the glory of your completed semester.

Mom and Dad, look! You aren't wasting your money!

Before too long, though, you'll be back in the saddle for another grueling semester, and before you know it, you'll be slaving away for finals week again.

The stress is perpetual.

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