As we have read and seen, history has been and can be very ugly. Like most things, we tend to forget the good and focus mainly on the bad. As a history major, I can assure you that history is not all bad, boring and dry. I can also share some of history's hottest figures.
1. John F Kennedy.
I might as well just get this one out of the way. It's honestly expected in a list of this nature.
2. Young Rutherford B. Hayes.
Rutherford B. Hayes? More like Rutherford B. HAYes,
3. Alger Hiss.
Was he really a Communist, or what he an innocent victim of the Communist HISS-tyeria? *ba dum tsss* (I'm sorry, my jokes aren't funny.)
4. Lewis Payne.
Meet Lewis Powell, most commonly known as Lewis Payne. Payne was a terrible man with a terribly attractive face. He was part of the Lincoln assassination conspirators, and was sent to murder Secretary of State William Seward. Thanks to a broken jaw and a splint, Seward was able to live to tell the tale. Payne, however, was sent to the gallows and hung along with the rest of the Lincoln conspirators.
5. Joseph Stalin.
Too bad he is responsible for the death of around 20 million people.
6. FDR Jr.
He is the son of an American president. That makes him an historical figure, right?
7. Robert F. Kennedy.
Easily the best Kennedy of the Kennedy clan. After he was shot by Sirhan Sirhan, the first thing he said was "Is everyone OK?"
8. Joe Biden.
Ruined my life by not running for President and left me with a 'BIDEN 2016' bumper sticker. Could defeat ISIS with his smile alone.
9. Lee Harvey Oswald.
Most likely shot JFK, but since he too was shot, we will never know the full story. Thanks, Jack Ruby.
10. Barack Obama.
Going to miss his swag in the Oval Office. (As well as very scared for him to leave because that means Hiliary or Trump; and honestly, no thanks.)
11. Hermann Rorschach.
Probably Brad Pitts' dad, but more famously known as the guy who put ink on a paper and forever changed psychology.
