Spring has sprung and the summer itch is starting to burn. Try some of these latest and fiercest fashion tips and tricks and you'll be the hottest hit of the summer!
1) Peanut Butter
Fashion goes nowhere if you have soft skin, so fix it up with peanut butter! Lather that baby (poor word choice?) all over your body and watch the gooeyness seep into your skin. You know why this kid’s so smug? ‘Cause his skin is finally as smooth as he is. He’s single ladies ;)
2) Mesh Tights
Leftover mesh tights you never got to wear? Put ‘em to use! They add a much-needed texture to your face, can partially prevent you from blinking and/or seeing, and can fully prevent you from eating all day! She's loving it and so can you!
3) Boot hats
4) Flowers
Nothing says “I love spring” like flowers all over your face, and guess who loves flowers? Bees! That face may seem tense and terrified underneath all those flowers, but she's totally smiling.
5) Shoulder Pads
Bring a modern twist to this iconic ‘80s trend! All you need are several shoulder pads (football pads preferred) and a big ass trench coat to fit over your gains. It’s football meets Frankenstein with this look; you won't even be able to see all those girls swooning next to you!6) Bras
Guys can have Walks of Fame too! Be proud of your night and steal a girl’s piece of clothing for once. No longer can girls just take a guy’s t-shirt after a night - assert your dominance by taking her bra and wearing it on your face. Stealing bras and hearts since '92.
7) Gumballs
Spring got you feeling bubbly? Fantastic! Grab those stale gumballs and watch as an iconic outfit is magically created.
8) Flour
So you're on your way to work when all of a sudden all this flour and white paint drops all over you! Do you cry like a baby and curse Men's Warehouse for such expensive suits? No! Ditch the suit, keep the briefcase and rock that pastey look.
Just remember folks whatever life gives/throws you, embrace it. Spring and summer are a time to try new things and being cheap has never been so sheek!
