A son.

A brother.

A bigot.

A xenophobic.

A misogynist.

A billionaire.

A homophobic.

A hyper nationalist.

A real estate mogul.

A hasty decision maker.

A climate change nonbeliever.

A strong supporter of the Second Amendment whose support for the First Amendment is questionable.

A fully-grown adult who uses social media more than 10 middle schoolers combined.

A thin-skinned man who pretends to have thick-skin.

A self-proclaimed ISIS expert. (“I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.”)

A man who has waged an unnecessary and totally uncalled for war against the media.

A public figure who literally will not stop touting his “accomplishments.”

A professional whose preferred method of communication is Twitter.

An advocate for ending a woman’s right to choose what to do with her body.

A self-obsessed businessman who sees the world as a huge popularity contest that he just has to win.

A speaker who promises not to talk politics at a Boy Scouts jamboree but then proceeds to do exactly that.

A father who would date his daughter if she weren’t his daughter.

An easily-flattered man who thrives among sycophants.

A man who claims that “any negative polls are fake news.”

A leader who has already built so many walls with his rhetoric but still wants to build one more.

The President of the United States.