This is for all of those boys and girls that never made it in to choir. Always were the drummer when you played Rock Band. And to those who can't hit every note, but never let it stop them from belting out their favorite songs.
1. You've never met a karaoke night you didn't love.
No matter your preferred genre, you go up there guns blazing and rock the socks off of any one in the room.
2. Your shower is lucky it gets to be the stage to your concerts.
The shampoo bottle is even luckier to be your microphone. Those acoustics though, am I right?
3. Car rides are blessed by your 6-hour sing-alongs.
You might get horse 3 hours into it, but you've never heard a complaint from your trusty ride.
4. Soundtracks brag to one another when you sing their songs.
Disney soundtracks are honored you've memorized them and the broadway play soundtracks are jealous. Spread the love.
5. The Happy Birthday song needs your flat notes to give it character.
What birthday party wouldn't be complete without a pitchy, off key, song before the cake. You've come in clutch more times than you know.
6. Concerts are where you truly shine.
The music drowns out everything and you can wail at the top of your lungs the entire time. Nothing better.
7. Your appreciation for live music means so much.
You see the talent and gift this person was given and respect it infinitely. That shows true character.
8. Other shoppers admire you belting out your favorite songs as you peruse the aisles.
You're in PetSmart and "your song" comes on, you must belt it out. Your dog is giving you a cute lil head tilt, some parakeet it chirping along with you, and every animal lover in the store is simply all about it, and you, because you're amazing.
9. Your loyalty to your favorite artist is the best things about you.
No matter where you are, who you're with, or what you're doing, when you hear that one band a fire lights in your soul–and you don't dare put it out.
10. Your American Idol tryout would stand out to viewers more than the winner's.
I'm not saying you're as bad as the lady that just screamed the entire time, but anyone that knows you, knows this statement is true. Your try out would be memorable to say the least, but isn't that what everyone is aiming for?
11. Honestly, your voice is beautiful. Keep doin' you.
Some call bad singing a flaw, but you know it's what makes you, you. So you embrace it and sing as proudly as you can, and that's something I can get behind 100%.
