To all of the people who don't understand me, I’m about to show you a little truth. The fact of the matter is, people have to stop labeling me as somebody that has an attitude.

I simply have a personality that you can’t handle. But even better, you have personalities that I can’t handle.

1. This expression on my face is completely dependent on how much of an idiot you are.

It’s not that I’m making faces at you, it’s just that I’m highly reactive. If you say something stupid, my reaction is probably not going to be all that great.

2. I believe in being blunt.

If that means telling you that you are an a**hole, so be it. Look, if you’re at the peak of douche baggery, it has probably already registered on my face and you already know what I think. Would you feel better if I lied?

3.I don't care if you have a problem with me.

I really couldn’t give less of a sh*t what you think of me. So if you decide you want to tell me, by all means do so. It’s not going to make me blink or change a thing about me. To change would mean to not be me anymore. I’m not changing based on your opinion of me.

4. I don't complain. I’m just saying what everyone is thinking.

They lack the cojones to say out loud. Really, though. Do you know how I know everyone is thinking it? They say it behind your back. I’m actually the more trustworthy one since I’m saying it to your face.

5. I don’t see the negative side of everything.

I just refuse to flood myself with positives that aren’t there. I’m not going to sit here and annoy you when I know you are a hot mess. I can list several examples of how your'e a hot mess. Wouldn’t you rather know what the problems are, so you can fix them? Oh, that’s right. Of course you don’t, because your ego is the size of China.

6. It’s totally your fault.

Oh, I don’t take responsibility? Screw you. I take so much responsibility. I’m not just checking myself, but now I have to spend my time watching you, too. Like yes, that’s how I want to spend my time.

7. Don’t take it out on me if you’re dressed like Trailer Trash.

I’m a person who thinks it’s nice to point out when somebody should probably make a outfit change. That’s not attitude, that’s friendship.

8. I see that look you just gave me.

Do you seriously think I can’t see that stank look on your face from across the room? You can’t out-b*tchface me, girl. Go ahead and try. Gah-head.

9. Don't get loud with me, honey.

And I'm the one who has an attitude. yeah, okay.

10. I’m not judgmental, I’m discerning.

I think it’s great that people are all like, "accept everyone, free love" But that is just not me. I can’t help it if you’re annoying. If you get on my nerves, you get on my nerves. simple as that.