People may think you're mean but really you just tell it like it is. There's nothing wrong with being blunt. You know and I know that your intentions are good. You just don't see a point in sugar coating every detail of life. Confrontation is fun. You get a kick out of being able to confront someone and watch their jaw drop because they never thought you would bring ~it~ up.
You speak your mind with no filter. You won't pretend and tell your friend, "the dress looks great on you." Instead you'll look her in the eye and say, "Honey, that dress makes you look like a loufa, NEXT." Isn't it more important to be honest and straight forward than lying and saying, "It looks nice, it'll be great for formal." No, it won't, it's hideous and you know it. The king of being blunt is none other than Ron Swanson. He tells it like it is and is content following his passions and opinions.
1. You can't deny this
2. Have you ever walked into Whole Foods? I rest my case.
3. Saying "No thanks" would imply you like salads.
4. You don't need anyone telling you what to do. You're a go-getter. If you want a party platter so be it.
5. This doesn't even require an explanation.
6. Annoying friend: "Johnny won't text me back"
**Text back 4 seconds later**
~They are immediately excited from a text~
Tell it like it is, Ron.
7. When you bail on plans, you don't make an excuse. You're straightforward about it. Nice.
