11 Hamilton Insults

11 Hamilton Insults

"I'll show you where my shoe fits."

Even though the Founding Fathers didn't have rap battles to settle foreign policy disputes, Hamilton has some pretty good zingers that you can use the next time you are at a loss for words.

1. "Burr you disgust me." -Angelica Schuyler, Schuyler Sisters

When that annoying guy keeps hitting on you at the bar

2. "My dog speaks more eloquently." -Alexander Hamilton, Farmer Refuted

For that annoying person in class who doesn't realize how stupid they sound

3. "The best thing he can do for the revolution is turn n' go back to plantin' tobacco in Mount Vernon." -Charles Lee, Stay Alive

For that really useless person

4. "Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in." -Alexander Hamilton, Cabinet Battle #1

Comparing someone to the $19 trillion deficit... ouch

5. "Angelica, tell my wife John Adams doesn't have a real job anyway." -Alexander Hamilton, Take a Break

For that annoying guy at the office who never actually does any work

6. "I hope that you burn." -Eliza Schuyler, Burn

When that guy really does you dirty

7. “You have invented a new kind of stupid, a damage you can never undo kind of stupid, an open all the cages at the zoo, kind of stupid, a clearly you didn’t think this through, kind of stupid.” -Angelica Schuyler, Congratulations

When your friend does something really dumb

8. "Your father's a scoundrel, and so it seems are you." -George Eacker, Blow Us All Away

9. "Obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother." -Aaron Burr, A Winter's Ball

The perfect insult for anyone who can't keep their mouth shut

10. "In love with France! Yeah, he's so elitist." -The Election of 1800

For that person who goes to Europe for two weeks over the summer and comes back all "cultured"

11. "Awesome, wow." -King George III, What Comes Next

When that person tells you something that you just don't care about

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15 Thing Only Early 2000's Kids Will Understand

"Get connected for free, with education connection"


This is it early 2000's babies, a compilation finally made for you. This list is loaded with things that will make you swoon with nostalgia.

1. Not being accepted by the late 90's kids.


Contrary to what one may think, late 90's and early 00's kids had the same childhood, but whenever a 00's kid says they remember something on an "only 90's kids will understand" post they are ridiculed.

2. Fortune tellers.


Every day in elementary school you would whip one of these bad boys out of your desk, and proceed to tell all of your classmates what lifestyle they were going to live and who they were going to marry.



You could never read this book past 8 o'clock at night out of fear that your beloved pet rabbit would come after you.

4. Silly bands.


You vividly remember begging your parents to buy you $10 worth of cheap rubber bands that vaguely resembles the shape of an everyday object.

5. Parachutes.


The joy and excitement that washed over you whenever you saw the gym teacher pull out the huge rainbow parachute. The adrenaline that pumped through your veins whenever your gym teacher tells you the pull the chute under you and sit to make a huge "fort".

6. Putty Erasers


You always bought one whenever there was a school store.

7. iPod shuffle.


The smallest, least technological iPpd apple has made, made you the coolest kid at the bus stop.

8. "Education Connection"

You knew EVERY wood to the "Education Connection" commercials. Every. Single.Word.

9. " The Naked Brothers Band"


The "Naked Brothers Band" had a short run on Nickelodeon and wrote some absolute bangers including, "Crazy Car' and "I Don't Wanna Go To School"

10. Dance Dance Revolution


This one video game caused so many sibling, friend, and parent rivalries. This is also where you learned all of your super sick dance moves.

11. Tamagotchi


Going to school with fear of your Tamagotchi dying while you were away was your biggest worry.

12. Gym Scooters


You, or somebody you know most likely broke or jammed their finger on one of these bad boys, but it was worth it.

13. Scholastic book fairs


Begging your parents for money to buy a new book, and then actually spending it on pens, pencils, erasers, and posters.



Who knew that putting yogurt in a plastic tube made it taste so much better?

15. Slap Bracelets


Your school probably banned these for being "too dangerous".

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