If you don't already have your Halloween costume planned, you're behind. It's Spooky Season, and girls everywhere are clamoring to have the perfect costume, whether it be for fraternity parties, a costume contest, or the 'Gram.
Sure, there are only so many things you can be for Halloween, with a couple that fluctuates depending on any hit movies that have premiered so far that year but come on. As your Grandpa probably says, stop beating a dead horse. It's 2017, and it's time to let that overdone costume die.
1. Black cat
You're either incredibly uncreative or you're just trying to impress some frat guy with that tight little outfit. Which is fine, work what you got, but just spice it up this time. No more cat ears, for the love of God.
2. The Playboy Bunny
This will probably be literally everywhere this year because Hugh Hefner died, and Regina George may have made the bunny costume iconic, but I promise, if this is your costume, it'll probably be forgotten about by the morning.
3. Literally any animal costume, actually
We get it, it's easy, you just splash some face paint on, throw on some fuzzy ears, and wear one color and tada -- you're a mouse! But it's just exhausting to scroll through Instagram and see about seven deer.
4. Risky Business
It's quite literally the bare minimum that you could possibly do for a Halloween costume, and that's not even an exaggeration.
5. School Girl
Although Britney Spears made the outfit iconic, let's just leave it to her, okay?
No one cares if you're Slutty ____ for Halloween. If someone claims to, it's because they're inferior. Rock that outfit, rock that confidence. Be a Slutty Toaster for all I care. All I'm asking is for you to at least be Slutty Original.