With Spooky Season approaching alarmingly fast, the Halloween memes and tweets are flooding our timelines. With a little bit of booze and some black lipstick, you just might catch yourself sending one of these Halloween drunk texts at the witching hour.
1. Smashing Pumpkins
Not to be confused with the band.
2. U up?
Fingers crossed they answer their phone.
3. Trick or treat?
Give me something good to eat.
(I'm so sorry.)
4. Hookups
Safety first, kids.
5. Blow me
Hate when that happens.
6. The Bone Dance
Bow chicka wow wow.
7. Too much booze

Just the right amount, honestly.
8. Forget Netflix and Chill
A Haunting of Hill House, anyone?
Are you going to end Halloween with a Boo? I guess you'll just have to mix some elixir and see what's hiding under the sheets to find out.
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