The 9 Different Types Of Guys You'll Meet, And Avoid, During College
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The 9 Different Types Of Guys You'll Meet, And Avoid, During College

I'm talking about you, frat boy.

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The 9 Different Types Of Guys You'll Meet, And Avoid, During College
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In college, you meet all kinds of people. You approach your new adventure ready to be a social butterfly. (Yes, that means dealing with guys, too!) Along the way, you meet f*ckboys, brainiac boys, athletes, and everything in between. Here are the 12 types of guys you'll meet, and hopefully try to avoid, during college.

1. The Snapchatter


This guy will get your Snapchat within five minutes of knowing you, claim that's how he contacts people, and then literally never talk to you after that. But he'll post on his story every Friday night when he's drunk, or on a Tuesday when he's feeling inspirational. Delete him. Now.

2. The Frat Bro

He will love his "brothers" more than he will ever love you. Run while you can. Theta Delta Gamma whatever is engrained in him, and that is not a good thing. I don't need to say much else — you can spot guys like this anywhere.

3. The Lacrosse Player

He's probably at school on a scholarship that is worth more than your whole life. He probably went to a private high school, or a high school in a rich area (because come on, he plays lacrosse) and he may seem super sweet and totally swoon-worthy, but you need to keep your head on straight. He's after a one night stand. Boys like that aren't up for long term. And they think they can score a 10 when they're a 3.

4. The English Major


He will woo you will his knowledge of fancy wine and classic literature. He'll eloquently type out his messages and always know the difference between "your" and "you're." Then, he'll claim that you aren't on the same level and start talking grad school when he's a sophomore. Boy, bye!

5. The Hookup


He will only talk to you when he's looking for something, or someone, to occupy his time.

6. The "You Up?"

Similar to The Hookup, but a boy is normally a "You Up?" boy before a hookup boy. Then, if the hookup goes well, expect him to be a "You Up?" until he gets bored of you. Throw him away.

7. The Country Boy

This one will wear flannels and backward baseball caps like no other. He'll use a fake country drawl and lure you in with the way his butt looks in those jeans. Honey, run.

8. The Wannabe Country Boy

This is a boy who wants to be country but can't quite do it because he lived in the suburbs his whole life. He drives a big truck, and wears flannels, and he may even have the same manners as The Country Boy, but he is still worth avoiding. The fact that he is a wannabe gives him the tricks of both a city boy and country boy. Sneaky.

9. The Athlete

His team comes before you and you will always catch him in the gym. He carries around a huge jug of water because he has to stay hydrated, and you're probably just a number on a list. Sorry to disappoint you.

Now that you know what to avoid, please make sure that you do. Boys aren't worth the trouble.

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