Girls always think they have to be the most extreme "girly girl" to be accepted by society. This is not so! It is time for girls and women everywhere to take a stand and come out of the shadows of rainbows and sparkles. Here are five common thoughts that occur throughout the average day of any woman who has their own man candy.

1. I haven't shaved in three days, please don't rub my legs.

For some girls who obsess over being hairless in order to heavily appeal their male friend, it is absolute science. Missing a day, or two, or more of shaving will not repel your boyfriend to the next dimension, or the next girl. Be yourself, lay on the charm and he won't notice the peach fuzz happening from the knee down.

2. Oh no, I burped out loud, now he thinks I'm one of the guys! Help!

Oh no! Heaven forbid you have normal body functions just like he does. Ladies, it's OK. Belching is normal and some men think it is a sign that you are comfortable being around them. In some cultures, if you do not belch after a meal, it is an insult to the chef. So let it rip! No need to beg for forgiveness, just remember to say excuse me—your mom has taught you better than that.

3. I feel it... It's in my nose. God, Please don't let me laugh too hard.

If you breathe, you are going to have boogers. Ladies, he has them, you have them, the Pope has them. It is normal. It doesn't make you disgusting for having them. What makes you disgusting is if you go digging for gold while he watches. Excuse yourself to the powder room and take care of it. Don't give up clean breathing for the sake of being "cute."

4. Maybe if I cross my legs hard enough, it will go away.

This, besides poo, is one of the mysteries men have about women. They think we don't fart. Well, they are right, we drop air biscuits of unicorn breath. Do not be shy about a natural habit. I mean, c'mon, with the flatulence he lays out, he should be thankful he is dating a real human!

5. No I do not work in the fish market honey, why do you ask?

Babe, does this happen when he is near you? No! Then do not worry about your smell. Your "lady bakery" natural smell has a light fishy odor. It is a self cleaning oven that harbors good bacteria to protect you. As long as no one thinks they can find Nemo in your magic garden, you're fine, and he won't think a negative thing.

6. My boobs are uneven!

Hey, guess what? When you have real boobies... they are going to be! The body is not 100 percent symmetrical. So if one of the girls decides to ride lower than her sister, there is nothing wrong, it's just the way it is! Be proud!