Here are some of the most memorable lines I've been hit with on everyone's favorite dating app, Tinder. Honestly, the dating pool on there is probably the reason I am still single.

(P.S. these lines do not work dudes.)

1. "You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common."

2. "You're a pretty cute Hokie so let me stuff that turkey."

3. "Look, I'm an athletic girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP's. At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed. In my room, I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheets. Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door like with the crushed ice"..... lemme freak, lemme freak, goddammit, lemme freak..."

4. "Hey, Wanna grab a slice of pizza? Or is that too cheesy?"

5. "Nothing more romantic than brains am I right???"

6. "What's goin on trouble"

7. "Do you prefer pancakes? Or waffles?"

8. "Hey are you in a sorority"

9. "Know what I'd do if I could rearrange the alphabet? Put the D in U."

10. "If I came down to Tech would you day drink with me sometime"

11. "Why do I feel like I know you from somewhere?"

12. "Are you the sun? Because you're so beautiful it's blinding."

13. "Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams."

14. "You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

15. "Are you a beaver? Cuz dam."

16. "Wow hi I just have to start by saying that you are absolutely flawless."

17. "Congratulations! You have won an all expenses paid for trip to anywhere you want! Where would you like to go?"

18. "If I start babbling will you be my 'Brooke'"

Moral of the story is: Dudes, please do better.