Christmas is right around the corner, and I know you don't want to show up to the annual tacky sweater party empty handed. Your sh*thead friends would never let you live it down. So instead of being the black sheep of the shin dig this year, grab one of these cheap gags and have something to talk about until next year.
1. A Random Coffee Mug
While it is not the funniest of gifts, it is a good last minute fill in for only a couple bucks. Try to get the most un relatable or crude mug you can find and put it in a huge box to make it look like its something appetizing. Because who would want a coffee mug that says "World's Worst Lover"? Also a good one if you are playing with your family and trying to keep it PG.
2. Edible Panties
You can't have a list of dumb gift ideas without some gummy undies. The ultimate double-edged sword. If a guy ends up with it, he gets roasted by the whole squad. If a lovely lady gets it, you can end up having a good night if you play your cards right. A gift with no down side, unless your grandma ends up with them.
3. Nickleback Shirt
If someone were to get this as a Christmas present, they would've wished they got coal instead. The most unwanted gift anyone could ever want. Whoever ends up with this will be the first person to pass out due to the emotional distress brought on by this disaster. It is a shame they wasted a whole sheep's wool on just one of these.
4. Crocs
Formerly known as the second type of rubber birth control. A close runner up to a Nickleback shirt, Crocs also do suck. I heard that if you put a pair on, you start telling shitty dad jokes and end up suffering from a mild, premature mid-life crisis. It would be hard for anyone to come back from that. Good gift to give to your worst enemy or an ex-girlfriend.
5. Ouija Board
Only a true friend would bring this to an innocent game of dirty Santa. Why wouldn't you want your best friends to get possessed by demons, amiright? Bring a video recorder and watch it all play out!
6. Adult Diapers
This one's a classic. You can find these anywhere, so if you're running late, you still don't have to show up empty handed. These would also come in handy for the night in case someone is trying to get shitty. Hahaha, get it?
7. Pokémon Cards
Quite possibly the best gift to ever give or receive. While a lot of the women won't find much interest in these bad boys, it gives you a better chance to end up with them. My advice to anyone would be to bring these gems to the party as your gift and just not participate and keep them.
8. Lube
This is a very versatile gift. It has got many uses that can entertain anyone. So what you like to rub this product all over yourself and act like a slug. I don't judge. You got to do whatever you can to make the best out of a slippery situation.
Whatever this holiday season brings, make sure to keep good company and share some laughs with the people who mean the most.
