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21 Thoughts Every College Student Has In Lecture, Prepared And Served By Gordon James Ramsay

Because being a celebrity chef and a college student are basically the same.

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21 Thoughts Every College Student Has In Lecture, Prepared And Served By Gordon James Ramsay

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Gordon Ramsay is a celebrity chef known for his successful restaurants around the world, trying to help other restauranteurs on his now-defunct show "Kitchen Nightmares" and calling people ridiculous names on "Hell's Kitchen." With his blonde hair, chef's jacket, and burning insults, he can sound just like a college student. Here are some of the problems college students face, as illustrated by Gordon Ramsay, none of which involve searching for the lamb sauce.

1. When the professor cancels an exam

2. The professor erases the board but leaves a few stray dry erase marks behind

3. Your thoughts when that ONE student reminds the professor to collect the homework 

4. Professor: “I’m going to divide the class into groups for some group-work!” You: 

5. You when the professor starts chewing out a student for being on their phone 

6. When you turn in your paper that you only started the night before

7. Classmate: “I really enjoyed the lecture today!” You: 

8. To that one student who consistently is 20 minutes late 

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9. To that other student who falls asleep every lecture 

10. Your thoughts when you’re stuck with people you don’t like for a group project 

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11. When you’re trying to leave the classroom, but people are taking their time

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12. It’s the first day of class and you realize that you’re stuck with a professor you hate 

13. When the professor makes a dumb joke and you feel obligated to laugh to stay on their good side 

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14. When you’re stuck sitting behind people who talk the entire lecture 

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15. Professor: “I’ve decided to move next week’s exam up to Friday.” You: 

16. You haven’t done your homework for weeks and now have to *actually* catch up

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17. The professor is 15 minutes late and you don’t know if they’re coming or not

18. When you have to buy an expensive textbook that you didn’t use at all 

19. On syllabus day when the professor is overloading the class with information

20. When the professor goes over a super complicated topic and says “this will be on your exam!” 

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21. Your thoughts when your professor gives you a bunch of homework, all due the next day 

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