Let’s talk about etiquette; elevator etiquette. At one time or another, you have been or will be in an elevator. I know, it sounds crazy and the thought probably gives you the chills. But don’t worry. I’m going to help you have a safe and easy elevator ride. All you have to do is follow these simple rules.
1. Boarding: No one likes that awkward dance in which two people are walking in opposite directions towards each other and they both try to move out of the way, but just end up still in the other person’s way. So, if you’re not in the mood for a quick little dance, Always stay to your right. If everyone followed this rule, no one would do the awkward I’m-in-someone’s-way-dance. Pro tip: look up from your phone screen for the 3 seconds it takes to get onto/off the elevator.
2. The Door: You have seen that person, maybe it’s you, who never holds the elevator when there’s a person clearly trying to get on it. If you are that person, stop it; right now and forever. You are a jerk. You could have just made that person late for something important. However, if you are the victim, then try not to sweat it. I know, that sounds easier said than done; which is completely true. But, if you try to not get so worked up over some jerk, then you still have the chance to continue having a good day. Also, if you are attempting to get onto a very crowded elevator, just don’t. The people already on the elevator are cramped and don’t need the stress of having to cram yet another person on. Pro tip: if the elevator is too crowded, you can now get the exercise you’ve been telling yourself you’ll do by taking the stairs.
3. Conversation: You don’t need to talk another passenger’s ear off or act like they are your best friend, but a nice “Hello” or “Good morning” won’t kill you and they won’t bite . In fact, you could be making someone’s day just by being polite on your elevator ride. However, this doesn’t mean you need to be weird about it. I was once in an elevator with an older gentleman. We exchanged pleasantries such as, “Good morning. How are you?” He then proceeded to step closer to me (in an already small elevator), started laughing, and said in a low voice, “I won’t bite.” I immediately got off at the next floor and decided to use the stairs. Pro tip: be nice, not creepy.
4. Respect Space: Since you are on an elevator, you must know that they tend to be small spaces. Now that the secret of size is out, think about the space you are taking up. If you happen to be carrying a lot of stuff (like I usually am) I suggest you stand still and keep your hands and belongings close to your body and in a down position (towards your feet). Basically, don’t start having a dance party and swinging your stuff in the air like you just don’t care. Unless, of course, you are in the elevator alone. Pro tip: pretend you are on a rollercoaster; keep your hands and objects in your own space until the ride has come to a complete stop.5. Odors: Try to be aware of the way you smell. I know you can’t smell like roses 24/7, but you can make sure your aroma doesn’t offend. If you just got done in the gym and didn’t have time to shower, make yourself smell as good as possible. That can be anything from body spray and deodorant to soap and water in the bathroom sink. Pro tip: if you smell like a zombie that just jogged 5 miles, put those exercising limbs to the test and take the stairs…or just shower.
Now that I have armed you with the knowledge that is elevator etiquette, go forth and spread the word to others that aren’t aware of it. They have certainly helped me, so I’m sure they will help you.
