8:45 pm - You and your girls decide that Thirsty Thursday wasn't enough, you're going out again and this time you swear three drinks is your limit.
8:50 pm - You blast music and get in your ratchet, slutty feels
9:00 pm - You start doing each other's makeup because of course your cut crease always turns out better on someone else.
10:10 pm - Now it's time to pick out an outfit, something flashy, but not trashy.
10:45 pm - It's time to touch up your makeup and you think you like this...
When in reality you look like this...
10:50P - pmGroup selfie! Captioned: "Tonight's gonna be liiiit *insert tongue emoji*"
12:15 am - A few drinks in and your squad is feeling great. Group choreography is on point and you've barely sweated off any makeup.
12:20 am - Then there's always that one friend who promises to be the mom...
...but then ends up being the drunkest one in the group.
1:25 am - You tried to wait for the bathroom, but let's face it, frat house bathrooms? Disgusting.
1:35 am - And then, just when you thought the night couldn't get any better, your friend starts drunk complimenting you. (It's like a regular compliment, but better.)
1:40 am - But then the same friend kills the vibe by reliving an old text from her ex.
2:15 am - By this time, your clique is hungry AF and would do anything for some In-N-Out, BUT the only thing open is the 24hr pizza place...so you settle.
2:35 am - But right after you scarf it down, it all comes right back up.
3:00 am - You've made it back to the dorm and managed to make it past the front desk without getting written up or made to walk in a line.
3:15 am - You swear to each other that this will never happen again and then you knock out.
11:55 am - Others watching you binge on tater tots and donuts in the dining hall the next morning...
You swore you wouldn't do it again, but next Thursday rolls around and...
