Want to go out tonight?
What're you going to wear? I don't remember my clothes fitting this tightly. Oh, that's right, the Freshman 15 is a real thing.
When you know you look hot going out, for once.
But please, brush your teeth before you leave. You have a little something in there.
When your pre-game music is on point.
But your friend has a terrible singing voice. Stop, just stop.
Walk up into the fraternity like, “the party is here!"
Oh, look! Your crush from math class is there.
Insert graceful hair-flip.
“I know this song! We have a dance to this song!"
Everyone needs to be at this party with you.
When your friend starts to get a little too close for comfort. We're close, but not THAT close.
Someone spills a drink on you when trying to push by.
You see another girl talking to the guy you've been keeping an eye on all night.
When you're just not into that one guy who can't take a hint. Dude, leave me alone.
You mean to tell me that all the Jell-O shots are gone?
Do I sense a fight coming on?
At this point, you know it's time to leave.
Come home and the convenience store in your dorm is already closed. No microwavable pizza for you tonight.
Taking your make-up off later that night practically changes you into a different person.
The next morning, your room looks like a tornado came through, because you were a disaster trying to get ready for bed.
But wait, you took cute pictures!
