Going Out As Told By "The Young Pope"
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Going Out As Told By "The Young Pope"

God help us all.

Going Out As Told By "The Young Pope"

HBO's newest limited series "The Young Pope" stars Jude Law as the youngest elected Pope, not to mention he's American. Completely unorthodox, it's safe to say that the Young Pope would be a good time. Such a good time in fact, you may want to go for a night out with him.

1. When you picture all your friends having fun without you so you're talked into going out.

2. When your 'mom' friend tries to tell you to take it easy at the bar.

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3. When your friend who always promises to go out bails once again.

4. When you and your friends roll up to the bar and you know you're all looking good.

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5. When people judge you on your fourth trip up to the bar.

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6. When drunk freshmen step on your feet and you resist the urge to scream.

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7. When you're finally in bed and it feels like Heaven.

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8. When you wake up the next morning and remember all the awful things you did.

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9. And people continue to remind you, too.

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10. When you apologize to God, but you know you're going to do the same things again next week.

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