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Going Back To College As Told By Chandler Bing

Because everyone can relate to the king of sarcasm.

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Going Back To College As Told By Chandler Bing
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Going back to college makes everyone feel a whirlwind of emotions. Summer flew by and kids on campus are settled in their dorms and apartments. You and your friends are happy to be back together, but anxiety hits on Sunday night when you realize that you actually have class the next day. When you're home for the summer and dreaming about your college days, you block out everything you have to face on the first day.


1. Waking up and realizing you forgot how everything in college works:

The power drill is pretty much just a metaphor for real life.

2. Walking around campus and remembering how beautiful it actually is:

3. Not being able to function in your 8 AM because you've slept until noon all summer:

4. Seeing your campus crush that you forgot about for three months:


Do I say hi? Have we even actually met or do I just know this person's whole life story?!

5. When choosing between eating on campus or cooking at home becomes the toughest decision of your life:

Would I rather watch my bank account dwindle on the first day or waste my time and energy making food on?

6.When your professor says the syllabus must be signed by next class:

7. Spotting a friend in one of your classes:

Now you don't have to fear for your life when it's time for group projects.

8. When your friends want to party but you just want to nap forever:

9. Getting ready to go out but you forgot how to look presentable:

My roommates had to tell me that it's not socially acceptable to go out in sweatpants.

10. Going home before midnight because you've been a hermit since May and socializing makes you anxious:

11. But you realize everything is fine because you know you'll have one hell of a year with your friends:

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