Alright boys, listen up! Sometimes, as girls, we can be a little confusing when we are trying to get our point across. As girls, sometimes we say things we don't mean and sometimes we can be sarcastic and sometimes we can be a little feisty, but you still have to love us! As humans, we say a lot of things that we don't necessarily mean. Here are some things that are said by girls that sometimes need a little translation.
"It's fine": It's not fine, say you're sorry and make me feel better.
"I'm not mad": I'm actually pissed off and you need to fix it right now.
"I can't even": I actually can even, I just don't want to.
"I don't know what I want to eat": I actually do know what I want, you just better be a good mind reader.
"She's not even cute": She looks way better than I do and I'm mad.
"I'm actually hilarious": Laugh at my jokes please.
"I'm so bored": Please ask me to hang out.
"Does this make me look fat?": Compliment me, idiot.
"Go away": Actually don't go away, please stay and cuddle me.
"I miss you": I don't actually miss you, I just miss your presence and the way you smell.
"Stop making fun of me": Seriously it's pissing me off.
"I'm done with you": Remove yourself from my presence immediately.
"I have cramps": Feed me and tell me I'm pretty.
"I don't mind at all": It's kind of an inconvenience, but I'll do it.
"Awe look! My friend just got engaged!": Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
"Let me pay": I'm actually just being nice, but I only have $15 in my bank account so please pay.
"I love this song!": I actually just noticed that you love this song, so now I love this song.
"I'm not being mean, I'm just tired": I am being mean, you're just being really sensitive and I can't deal with it.
I hope you now know what we mean when we say all of these things. I just let you guys in on girl code, so you're welcome. Hope you enjoyed your cheat sheet into girl world.
