So, you and your roommates have decided to go out tonight, and it’s going to be awesome. Before you can have a flawless evening, you first have to look flawless. And that means getting ready. It’s a process that takes 10 minutes for some and 10 hours for others, but the procedure across the girl kingdom is universally similar.
You start off in the shower.
You're probably singing and dancing and pumping yourself up. There may also be a shower beer involved. Either way, you're getting squeaky clean to start off your night right.
Your next task: getting your hair from this:
To this:
It took you about three hours, but it's done.
Then, you move onto makeup.
You may have gone a little overboard in the beginning; but don't worry, your roommates are there to set you straight.
You take the not so subtle hint, and eventually you're satisfied with what you see.
It's time to move on to your outfit. You already have an idea of what you want.
Unfortunately, you have nothing to wear. Again.
Easy enough. You just ask your roommates for clothes. That's what they're there for, after all.
You think you've found the perfect dress.
But your roommates have a different opinion.
They want to be supportive, but their faces give away their true feelings.
And then there's always that one girl...
Thanks.
You almost give up and decide to just go naked.
It's easier and more comfortable. And who doesn't love bacon?
But then you actually find a great outfit.
Where did it come from? Who cares. Go with it.
And you know you've done well when your roommates respond like this:
And this:
You're dancing around, looking fabulous and ready to go.
You pump up the room with all your favorite jams while simultaneously harassing everyone to hurry up.
Even though only moments ago they were the ones harassing you.
Wait! A text! Who is it from?? Is it that cute boy? Does he want to meet up?
Almost.
You shake it off because the squad is suddenly ready to go.
AHH EVERYONE'S LEAVING WAIT I HAVE TO GRAB SOMETHING AND GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE ANOTHER SHOT DO NOT LEAVE WITHOUT ME.
You check yourself out in the bathroom mirror one last time before you leave.
You're ready.
And you're off. You look fantastic all night. You even catch a glimpse of yourself in a window whenever you can.
At least you think you look fantastic.
But you come back after the party and look at yourself in the mirror again.
How did that happen?! You put in so much effort!
Oh well. You're too tired/excited about the pizza you ordered to care anyway.
You'll get 'em next time.
