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10 Stages Of Getting Ready In A Time Crunch

Ready in 30 minutes or less, you're basically a Pizza.

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10 Stages Of Getting Ready In A Time Crunch
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We've all been there. It's almost always guaranteed that whenever there is an event at a certain time, you'll be running behind for getting ready. Whether it's an early event or if it's late and you have "so much time," there is a 90 percent chance that getting ready will be rushed or you'll be late. Here are the stages of getting ready in a time crunch.

1. Realizing you have no time.


Cue the panic

2. Trying to quickly prioritize things.

If I chew gum, I really don't have to brush my teeth right?

3. Running around like a lunatic.

To you, it's just a hustle while you're trying to get it done but to the outsiders (anyone not in your brain) they just see a crazy half dressed girl running around her apartment.

4. Multi-tasking.

You can definitely paint your toe nails, text my squad, and chew my gum at the same time.

5. Hitting your hair with all of the heat.

So now, with like forty minutes left, this is the perfect time to fry hair with a blow dryer and whatever heat tool you choose tonight. Sorry hair, but we have to look cute.

6. Running through your closet.

Picking out an outfit in under 20 minutes should seriously be an Olympic event.

7. Checking your phone to see if the cute boy from class texted you.

He totally wants to meet up tonight but you're going to answer like if you guys "run into each other," it's not that big of a deal.

8. Half a face of make-up.

As much as you'd love to contour your cheek bones for maximum high light glow, NO ONE has time for that right now. Let's get some foundation, shadow, liner, and lips done - we're on a time crunch!

9.Squeezing in Insta worthy pics.

The key here is to look effortlessly flawless as if you looked like this at all times.

10. Strut out of your house feeling as fleek as you look.

Chanel your inner Kardashian-Rolling-Out-Of-The-Escalade-at-Kendall's-21st attitude and know that in under an hour, you look this fleeky.

Yes, procrastination nation is a life style but it really hurts when you have to be ready in time to go somewhere. Just keep it quick and stop changing your outfit (guilty); get out there like the beautiful butterfly you are.

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